ROCKY RELEASED FROM PRISON!!!!

The Department of Blogland Security has announced that Rocky, CEO (Cat Executive Officer) of Artsy Catsy, was wrongfully accused of operating a spam blog and was being held without cause at AbuBloggerGhraib prison.

A reliable source within AbuBloggerGhraib (who declines to be named while torturing innocent bloggers) states that it was the squillions of meowmails sent by enraged cats that forced Blogger to release Rocky and uncuff his paws so that he may once again blog with impunity.

While incarcerated, Rocky suffered horrific torture at the hands of his captors. Upon his arrival at AbuBloggerGhraib, still wearing a bag on his head, electrical wires were utilized to urge him to confess to spam crimes he did not commit. But the stalwart CEO refused to confess to any wrongdoing, furiously shaking his head and shouting, "No, no, no, I don't know anything about Spam ... anyone can tell you I'm a tuna guy!!"

Even when subjected to waterboarding, Rocky held strong, maintaining his innocence throughout his ordeal: Upon learning of his imminent release, Rocky immediately chewed the electrical wires off his body, while Fracas waited to transport him back to Artsy Catsy:

Now suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Rocky has been ushered away from hoards of paparazzi to an undisclosed location where he will rest and recover.

In a press conference, Artsy Catsy VP Fracas expressed Rocky's heartfelt thanks and eternal catitude to his fellow bloggers who organized a worldwide effort to ensure his release ... including meowmail campaigns, protest marches, and yakking and hurling hairballs and other noxious articles at Blogger and their spambots.

While the FREE ROCKY movement was far too massive to detail all contributions, Fracas said it included:

~~ One-Eyed Jack's contact 0f Amnesty Intercational;

~~ Eric & Flynn and KC's pooping on Blogger's pillows; Mr. Hendrix's boost of this effort by taking an extra dose of Laxitone; and the Crazy Meezers' hurling of litter pan gifts to Blogger all the way from Australia.

~~ Daphne & Chloe's offer to send Rocky a tuna loaf with a file in it ...

And Fracas sent a special thank you to Rocky's dear friend Lilly Lu for donning her special muscle shirt to help wrestle Blogger's spambots to the mat!