Sunday, September 7, 2008

Rocky & Milky ... Easy?

Rocky: Well, I might as well snooze, since Milky things and political things have taken over my home and my catporation ...First, the Milky thing confiscated my living room. Then for the last two weeks, my humans have been in there with him watching political things on TV. Then this weekend they abandoned us to go see an Obama thing appear here in our city ... And now the Milky thing is taking over my blog and my human artists ... oh, well, I guess it's for a good cause ... so I'll just go back to napping.

Mr. Milky: Everyone has been so kind to me, making donations to help pay my vet bills, sending me tons of purrs & purrayers ... and now some of my wonderful new friends are having a raffle to help me and my Artsy Catsy family ...I love you all sooo much! But now that I'm feeling a bit better, I want to help earn my own keep, you know? So even though Rocky says "No more staff," I've convinced the human artists to hire me on temporarily as an independent contractor, and I'm helping them create some brand new Artsy Catsy products ...

Here I am showing Suzanne how to make them. She's off work with a rib injury, so I get to sit on her lap a lot and purr on her ribs ...
I have to admit I used my influence just a bit so that some of the new products are black and white tuxie-themed. That's what I am, you know. Dr. Shew says I'm a domestic longhair tuxedo cat ... or I will be when all my furs grow back in. I think I look better already, don't you?

So come back and visit me tonight and see what I've been doing! And Rocky, just calm down, okay? You can have your living room back next weekend when I have to go on medical leave and stay at Dr. Shew's for my hoohaectomy. I'm told I might even come home with a new, improved cattitude.

Rocky: Whatever.

12 comments:

  1. Looks like a truce for the moment.

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  2. I knew you were the kind of kitty that would pitch in and help. You rock Mr. M.
    I think that having no more hoo-hazzz will turn you into a different kitty!

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  3. Mr. Milky,Dude, we fink no hoohaws will make you happier anyway. It did me, thats for sure! Sides if yoo needed them, yoo can still try, I do! hehe

    Rocky,I know it's gots to be hard sharing yoos territory, I's been there too. I learned after my hoohaws was gone (and theirs) dat it wasn't really that bad. I was even appointed catnip keeper!

    ~ Shadow ~

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  4. We knew yoo would turn out to be a "working" cat. After yoor hoohaectomy yoo will haf more time fur work AND play cuz yoo won't be thinking about "that" kinda stuff any more. Hey Rocky, are yoo sure yoo couldn't use a hard worker on yoor staff?

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  5. Hey, Mr. Milky! We're glad you are feeling better and ready to go to work!

    Wally, Ernie & Zoey

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  6. Mr. Milky, I think you are looking better every day! And you are nice to help out, too.

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  7. Mr. Milky I think you are doing a fine job of convincing everyone that you need to stay around!

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  8. Mr. Milky, I am so glad that you're doing better - yes, you're looking better all the time!

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  9. We are happy to see you feeling better Mr. Milky! We sure hope you continue to improve.

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  10. Rocky,I hope you are getting more scritches to make up for your LR being taken over by Milky :)

    Mr Milky, you are looking better already! I hope the operation helps,because you are a handsome cat !!
    Purrs Mickey

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  11. You iz a good man Mr Milky, I knowz it's hard getting used to helping and not being the boss, but you knowz what iz more important, your new family :)
    Momma is very excited for next weekend when you will be a better behaved little boy and showz the real you and not your hormones :)

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