Photo Hunters: "Hair"

Rocky here. Well, thanks a lot! I'll have you know that all work around here came to a grinding halt when my staff found out that today's Photo Hunters theme is "HAIR." Just look at them ... even worse, listen to them! NO WAY are they going to drag me into this nonsense:

(*Fracas sings*)

"Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair,
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen,

Give me down to there, hair!
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)

Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy,

Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair) .... "

(*Callie sings*)
"Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees,
Give a home to the fleas in my hair,
A home for fleas, a hive for bees,
A nest for birds, there ain't no words,
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair) .... "

(*Lucy sings*)
"I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy,
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty,
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining,
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen,
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided,
Powdered, flowered, and confettied,
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!"

(*Rocky leads chorus & grande finale*)
"HAIR! (HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR)
Flow it, Show it;
Long as God can grow it, My HAIR!!!!"