Okay, Santa, I appreciate the fact that you brought me toys, nip, treats and a Cat Cube instead of coal ... but ...........
....... I have a bone to pick with you about the Cat Cube. You brought me the wrong size!
I mean, I specifically told you I wear an XXXL Widebody!

....... I have a bone to pick with you about the Cat Cube. You brought me the wrong size!
I mean, I specifically told you I wear an XXXL Widebody!
Well, I'm finally in .... I wonder if I can get out?
Oh my! I hope you get unstuck sooon!
ReplyDeleteRocky, I'm sorry to hear that Santa brought you the wrong sized cat cube. Maybe he could get you a tent from IKEA? They seem to have pretty wide entrances.
ReplyDeleteThat is horrible. I would think that Santa, the way he is built, would be sensitive to things like this!
ReplyDeleteOops, it seems dat Santa made a tiny mistake...did you remind him before hand dat yoor a BIG MANCAT? You'd think he'd amember dat...
ReplyDeleteUh oh! So are the problems of a BIG Mancat!
ReplyDeleteHee-Hee!
Oh no! Were you able to get out?
ReplyDeletePoor Rockey! We don't haf that trubble wif our cubes. I guess they's One Size Fits Most.
ReplyDeleteUh oh! I never saw a cat that was too big for the tent before. Your tent must be defective.
ReplyDeleteI am glad Santa did not bring you coal.
Scuse. Can't talk. Giggling hysterically.
ReplyDeleteSmee. I'm back.
ReplyDeleteI talked to Tigger the FBI cat and she is very wise. She said, you and Trixie are "Special" cats and are going to be very famous and very valuable and very valued. Because there is more of you to love.
Trixie got a TWENTY DOLLAR collar in her stocking cause none of the other collars would go around her.
MOL!!!!
ReplyDelete*snort* oh I'm sorry but that is hilarious...oh my you poor deproved thing..fancy getting the wrong sized cube!! tell me, did the human have to help you negotiate your way out of that tight spot? x
ReplyDeleteYao-lin, I can get in & out by myself, which I've been doing repeatedly. It's simply a matter of holding one's breath and embedding one's claws in the carpet! And I've discovered that if I run really fast from the other room while holding my breath, I can dive in one door and out the other!
ReplyDelete~~Rocky
Poor Rocky, I feel furr yoo. I fink I would probly haf the same problem.
ReplyDeleteMum wuz in hiss-terriks and just calmed down, then she read what yoo said to Yao-lin. Now she's off snorting and spluttering again. I've told her her manners are sadly lacking but it made no diffrunts.
Eric
Ouch Santa Claws messed up there!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stoppings by. We hope you and the beans all had a great holiday!
I think they only come in one size. Maybe it is D I E T time.
ReplyDeleteoh Rocky, sorry I laffed. I hope you got out ok - Sammy
ReplyDeleteOh dear....pwobabwy Santa got too many orders of cat cubes and he confused the sizes.
ReplyDeleteTigre has the same problem all the time!
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no, no!!! You got it all wrong.
ReplyDeleteSanta didn't bring you a tent. He brought you a bivvy sack.
Obviously your pet humans don't camp much.
Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress
Oh Rocky, it's mean of me to laugh, but you are too cute, with your large backside hanging out of that one side.
ReplyDeletePeace, love and purrs,
Tyler
I know it's not polite but the girl human started wheezing we were laughing so much at these pictures.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, yes I see what you mean. Being a widebody myself, I have the same problem so I hardly ever go into our cubes.
ReplyDeleteMax S