Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Creation of the Cat

Rocky: There are many theories about how the cat was first created. However, since I'm such an angel, as well as a highly astute executive, I think I'm qualified to know which theory is correct. Without a doubt, it's this one, published in the book Planet Cat ... and verified by Michelangelo on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. This theory proves that cats are not just one of God's creatures .... we're very special creatures ...


The Creation of the Cat

On the first day of creation, God created the cat.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cat.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the Earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest; but he had to scoop the litter box.

18 comments:

  1. HeeHee!
    I think there is some truth to this theory!

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  2. Hehehe this is a very good theory!!

    Chase

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  3. That painting with the cat's paw is too funny!

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  4. That is too funny! What a great theory!

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  5. oh so true. And number 7 especially - cat poop scooping has no day of rest.
    Jackie, Gidget and Lola

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  6. Hahahaha. That is very funny, Rocky! Do you think God really would scoop the poop? 'Cause we're thinking No. He's got people for that. And Angels.

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  7. Hee hee, I think the sparkle ball was an especially intelligent design.
    Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

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  8. hahahahahahha!!! Rocky... you justee madez evfurry one oevfur here laugh so hard dats dey almost fell offa dere thronezez!
    Come & haz some nip wit Auntie Stinkie tomorrow! (Oh An-jell Boy!)

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  9. Oh Wocky, I think your theowy IS the cowwect theory.

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  10. ROFLOL, most excellent amusement. I'm saving these. And just may let the cats play with these sparkle balls I have here.:)

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  11. AnonymousMay 01, 2008

    Oh so true!

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  12. So right! Just don't let Diamond Emerald Eyes debunk your evolution theory.

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  13. I'm laffin! Mommy can use that funnee on her raydio show tomorrow!

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  14. Of course, God created humans for be slaves of cats, muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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