Humph! When my human artist said, "Hey, Rocky, wanna go for a piggyback ride outside?" ... well ... outside? Of course, I said yes. But I was duped, big time! Just look what happened ....
First, there were actual piggies ...
Then, the "piggyback ride" ...

Humph! To show my disapproval, I gnawed off a piggy ear before my human put them back on our barbeque grill where they belong!
Then I gnawed on a stick to further display my displeasure ...
Then I took refuge under the peonies to avoid further humiliation ...
Where I plan to remain all day, sticking my tongue out at my doofus human to show her who's boss!
Humph!