Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Professional Pet Portraits

PRESS RELEASE
from Fracas, VP

ArtsyCatsy, a catporation whose mission is to provide the known universe with artistic creations for cat lovers, provides professional pet portraits for cat and dog lovers.

According to Vice President Fracas, “Our catstaff’s continuous supply of food, treats, and catnip mice is being threatened by our humans’ “all work, no PAY” status as we strive to set up our e-commerce website. To preserve our inalienable catrights, we must not, cannot, wait until the launch of ArtsyCatsy.com to market our cat art.”

“Cat portraits make a loving gift for the cat lovers in your life – or for yourself,” Fracas reminds, "and a portrait is a wonderful pet memorial of your animal companions who have gone over the Rainbow Bridge."










"All portraits are lovingly rendered in luminous pastels from your own photographs by renowned pet portrait artist, Suzanne Overton. Each portrait is meticulously sealed for posterity, then matted and shipped to you ready to frame."

16x20 Pet Portrait:
1 pet or person - $225
Order a second portrait for only $190
Order a third portrait or more for only $180 each!
(Each additional pet/person in the same portrait - $75)

Shipping: All U.S. orders - $15. International orders will be emailed exact shipping/handling fees.

*20% of every order will be donated to cat rescue organizations or to individual kitties in need!*

To place your order:

1) Email ArtsyCatsy(at)Yahoo(dot)com and let us know the number of portraits and the number of figures per portrait you wish to order. We will then email an order form for you to complete and snailmail to ArtsyCatsy with your photographs and a 50% deposit on your total order (check or money order.)

2) We will notify you via email when your portrait is completed (turnaround time 2-4 weeks.) Upon receipt of your remaining balance, your portrait(s) will be shipped to you, along with your original photographs.

But wait! There’s more!

In addition, ArtsyCatsy is also offering the following gallery of framed, ready to hang original animal portraits from our display stock at the special price of $199 each (Reg. $300 - $450). First come, first served, so email ArtsyCatsy(at)Yahoo(dot)com posthaste to mark your territory!

Framed size: 13 1/2 x 21 1/4 inches

Framed size: 20 1/4 x 24
1/4 inches
Framed size: 19 1/2 x 23 inches


Framed size: 20 1/4 x 24 1/4 inches


Framed size: 18 1/2 x 22 1/2 inches

In conclusion, VP Fracas yammers and meyowls, “A home without pet portraits is like a body without a soul, a life without love, a face without eyes, a flower without water, a day without sunshine, a year without summer, a sky without stars, a bird without wings, a CAT without NIP ............”

8 comments:

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

your human employee does excellent work. we bet we'd look nice in a portrait. we're gonna hafta go put the bitey on the Lady till she says yes.

The Little Pink Pig said...

What wonderful work you are doing! Warms the heart. Congratulations and best of luck!

Junior said...

Meowm says she wants a portrait done of me and one of She Who Came Before Me. However, since money is tight right now, it will have to wait a bit. But we both love the work your beans do! Oh, and we linkied you!

Junior said...

Meowm says she wants a portrait done of me and one of She Who Came Before Me. However, since money is tight right now, it will have to wait a bit. But we both love the work your beans do! Oh, and we linkied you!

Catzee said...

Hiya Rocky! Fank you fur visitin' my bloggie way back 10 days ago. My mom has to use the 'puter fur a class she's teachin' but tonight I get to blog and visit. I will add ya to my linkie collection!

Lux said...

Gosh, Mom says if we win the lottery she'd love to have portraits done of us. They look beautiful! Great work!

Michael said...

If pets could speak then mine surely would request me to make a Canvas Photo of her upon seeing these wonderful creations. Its so good to know there are people who think and care so much about their beloved pets that portraits are made of them to be kept for the entire life.

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