As you can see, I'm quite displeased. My human artist Sharolyn has been out of town since Wednesday when she met her daughter Tiffany from Italy at the Indianapolis airport. This is unacceptable. Her whole purpose in life is to be at my beck and call, and she can't perform that vital function from 90 miles away! While she and Tiffany are visiting friends (and, horrors – other cats!) and attending operas, she has left me and my entire cat staff lapless, bed partnerless, playmateless and harnessless!
To make matters worse, she took my laptop with her and I can’t even IM with my friend Lilly Lu! I had to sneak upstairs to use Suzanne’s desktop computer to post this, and it’s a horrible inconvenience to adjust to a different pawboard.
To make matters even more worse, she’s hanging out with the likes of this. His name is Stinky, and he's so ginormous he makes even husky me look like a catmidget: Hummph!! So not only is my human artist having a Stinky Saturday, she went off and left me to have a stinky one, too. No question about it -- she's getting a written notice in her personnel file over this one!
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