Catministrative AssistantIt's cold, and I'm old, creaky, cranky and catankerous tonight, and these fourteen other felines are getting on my last catnerve. But my person is giving me a cattitude adjustment. Chin squiggles first, then neck & noggin noogi
es, and first thing you know, I pull my claws out of everybody and feel all kittenish again!We know exactly how old I am, because we all took the CatAge test. The ba
d news is, I'm 77 in people years. But the good news is, that's 2.3 years younger than the average CatAge for my breed (whatever that is.) I would've been younger, but they took points off for bad behavior. Jerks.The test figures your biological age in people years by assessing more than 40 health factors, from weight & nutrition to exercise, safety and behavior (hated that part.) They even give you tips for living a younger, healthier, happier, longer catlife. Go ahead; see if you're as far into your nine lives as I am and take the CatAge test now -- it's free!




