I'm wounded! I'm disfigured forever! And just when I was getting ready for my Love Café photo shoot! What ladycat would ever want a scarface like me? Oh oh oh, I need emergency chin scritches!
Fracas, it hurtssssss! Help me Fracas, I think my nose is swelling bigger than my head and I know I have a fever and a terrible headache and my tummy is upset and my knees are weak and I'm dizzy and I'm faintinggggg....
Fracas: Yeah, yeah, yeah, cut the hisstrionics, you big baby. And no, I will NOT give you CPR so don't pull that coma act on me! Oh, all right, maybe just a little cuddle ...
