Monday, December 10, 2007

Mancat Monday Photoshoot

Rocky: You know, it gets lonely here at the top. All I do is work, work, work ... and I don't even have a girlfriendcat. In the pursuit of a more balanced life, I decided it's time I run an ad in the catpersonals, so I ordered my staff to take a mancatly photo of me for my ad. How about this one? ... The Cat Staff: Hahahahahaha ... giggle giggle ... will you look at that! Hey, Mr. CEO, what are those big pink floppy blobs on your belly? LOLOLOL ... you look more like a MAMA cat than a mancat!!! And what's that black smudge on your front paw ... did Santa bring your coal early this year?

Rocky: Alright already, knock it off! So I'm a man of girth. Who has time for the gym when I have to manage this unruly bunch? Now stifle it, turn off that flash, and move in closer for a head shot. How's this mancatly-but-sensitive look? ...The Cat Staff: *gasping and rolling on the floor* ... Hee heee heeeeee ... snortsnort .... Hoo boy, yeah, it's 'sensitive' to have two sets of cheeks on your front ... Hey, you gonna put your cup size in your personal ad? ... Hahahahahahahahaha .....

Rocky: That's enough!!! I will not tolerate this insubordination! Now take a HEADSHOT, I said, then get back to your catcubicles or I'll cancel all your holidays!!The Cat Staff: *grumbles* ... Big deal, a shot of one eye. Betcha he lies about his age when he places that ad ..... odds anyone?

26 comments:

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

You are very handsome man-cat and what lady cat wouldn't want a sucsessful executive type?

Dragonheart said...

Rocky, I'm sure you don't need to place a personal ad. There must be many ladycats who are interested in a successful businesscat like yourself!

Vincent and Mike said...

Rocky, we think #2 is a very nice picture. There's nothin wrong with a little belly on a handsome mancat.

Tybalt said...

Awwww . . . poor Rocky. Don't listen to your staff. You are one handsome mancat!

Daisy said...

Do not worry Rocky, you look very handsome.

ps: can I still call you RockyBlocky?

Spirit and Ezra said...

Spirit sez... I think you look very handsome and distinguished

topcatrules said...

Oh you look gorgeous! From your Australian firneds, Pyewacket, Trixie and Tigger.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

You look gorgeous and lovely and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

x

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Rocky, I think the perfect cat will love you for exactly who you are.

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Poor Rocky, you get no respect. We think there's a very special lady cat out there just waiting for you!

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Rocky you will be sure to attract some lady kitties with that look!

Eric and Flynn said...

Hyoomans can be furry krool sumtimes Rocky. There's nuffin wrong wiv yer figger, there's just more of yoo to cuddle furr some lucky ladycat. I advertised some time back cuz I wuz lonely cuz Flynn had Grr as his girlcatfurrend, and I got Rosie the most lovely girlcat in the world. I hope you git as lucky as me.
Eric

Victor Tabbycat said...

I fink those pictors is fine, Rocky! Mom wants to reach rite in an rub that belly, but I won't let her - she's MINE mom.

Hmmm Dr. Tweety broughted his mm niece Delilah to the ham party an she's available. 2.5 years old, gray tuxie... Might wanna wipe that smudge offa yur paw afore you meet her.

ASTOR CATS said...

Love handles - that's what you got. Any girlladycat would be lucky to snuggle with you.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'd toss yoo Sadie but she's just a big flirt! Oh yeah, Delilah, she sounded like a lovely gerl cat. Der is surely a gerlcat out der dat will love yoo just da way yoo are...

Parker said...

Rocky, if I didn't have a twisted on again, off again "thing" with Tripper, you'd be my kinda' Mancat!
Meeroooow!
ps - even if you do have word verification!

Parker said...

Smooches on turning it off!

topcatrules said...

WOO HOO! Guess what? Hey Rocky, our phone charm for mom's Christmas present arrived yesterday in the mail ann we have put it under the tree as a surprise for her!

How exciting! Thank you for sending it so quickly. She will love it! We posted about it on Tigger the FBI Cat.

Artsy Catsy said...

That's great news, Pyewacket, Trixie & Tigger that your mom's surprise bookmark made it to Australia in plenty of time for Christmas! I think she's going to like it better than those Fluffies, fishies & budgies, etc.!

Rocky

Creatures said...

Rockers, I have one word for you -- Pants -- get them with the elastic around the waist, no one will ever know. Cato

Clover said...

Rocky - don't worry about that cat staff! You are a great kitty and you are good looking too - I bet you won't have any trouble finding a girlfriend cat!
Love Clover xo

Christine and FAZ said...

Rocky, you look extremely handsome to me Purrs (flirt flirt) FAZ

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Rocky,

Dis is Dr Tweety speakin' to ya...MANCAT TO MANCAT. Da lovfurly Delilah iz availabull. She iz quite a beootyfull gurl cat... & az some haz mentioned above, she iz a young nice tuxie cat wit a "generous" tumtum.

But, I yam goin' to be oevfuly protective of dis gurl, 'cuz I helped to raise her. &, I tink we should mebbe have some conversahunz before any datin' occurz.

Now dat da momee iz back home, you should stops by fur a vizit!

-Dr Tweety

Hot(M)BC said...

Did yoo find a girlfriencat Rocky? Mini says Delilah is furry nice. So maybe yoo should at least meet her. Hope yoo finds troo luf soon!
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee

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