Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sunday Penance

Rocky: Just because I've spent the week biting my human's arm off and jumping on my catministrative assistant Callie to make her screeeeech, my human is making me do Sunday penance. She's interrupting my shoestring tying session to make me listen to the Twelve Cat Commandments from Planet Cat ... 1) Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is at the computer.

2) Thou shalt not sit in front of the television or computer monitor, as thou art not transparent.

3) Thou shalt not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.

4) Thou shalt not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy butt.

5) Thou shalt not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.

6) Fast as thou art, thou canst not run through closed doors.

7) Thou shalt not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.

8) Thou shalt not unroll all the toilet paper off the roll.

9) Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4 a.m.

10) Thou shalt realize that thy house is not a prison from which to escape at any opportunity.

11) Thou shalt not trip thy human even if said human walkest too slow.

12) Thou shalt show remorse when being scolded.

Whatever.

16 comments:

The Meezers said...

yeah, whatever. our the mom says that we are sinners - we continually violate rules 7, 8, 9, and 10. bah.

Angel said...

We too violate a few of these. however, we don't count tripping Mom in the dark hall. She should know that black kitties are invisible in the dark and turn on the light!

HotMBC aka The Hotties said...

HMPH them rules are obviously made by humans! No fair!

Alexi said...

We've broken most, if not all, of those. Big deal. We' ok probably do it again.

Eric and Flynn said...

But....... do you mean those are things we shouldn't do? Are you sure she has got that right?

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Max said...

Those were totally written by a People, right? They HAD to be!

peggy and The Cats said...

Too true, MOL #6. Walls are solid too.

Aoise said...

Blimey, since when do we cats take any notice of hooman wules ? I'd just ignore em if I were you !

Derby said...

Those are you SHALL rules, not shall not! She typed them wrong.

Sweet Praline said...

Hey, I broke about 4 of those this morning!

Fin said...

Those seem like dos to me?

Furkidsmom said...

Nobody really expects us to obey those, do they????

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We do not acknowledge the existence of Cat Commandments of any number - unless we are the ones commanding. Just saying.

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