Tuesday, July 3, 2007

TNK Tuesday

Rocky: Hey, enough is ENOUGH! What, is our house covered with signs that say, "Welcome all creatures great and small" and "FREE LUNCH"?? As if bringing colts and turtles into my executive office weren't enough -- look what my human artists have brought in now:This is not even a formerly feral -- it's still feral through and through, ready and willing to bite the hand that feeds it. And even worse, there are more to come! This newcomer is part of a litter of ferals born to a feral mama on the grounds of Neoteric Hovercraft, where my human Suzanne has been trying to capture them for weeks. Now their mama has abandoned them, and they're hungry. Humph ... a bunch of wild hovercats who don't even know what a litterpan is for!
You know, most normal humans practice TNR: Trap, Neuter, Release. My humans are NOT normal! They practice only TNK: Trap, Neuter, KEEP! It's not as if I don't have my hands full training humans and a cat staff of fifteen ... now I have to train ferals, too? I mean, it could take forever before I can whip these wild things into good enough shape to perform a useful business function! Besides, I haven't budgeted for all the vet bills this will entail ... de-fleaing, de-worming, vaccinating, spaying and neutering. This has to STOP! I ask you, how is my payroll supposed to cover a hundred bazillion staff members?

Sharolyn: Hey Rocky, calm down! You were once a feral, too. What if I'd just left you out there in the woods, with no chin squiggles, no Temptations, no nip, no hair clips ......

Rocky: Awwwwww ....... niiice kitty!! :-)

21 comments:

Dragonheart said...

Rocky, it is very nice of your humasn to look after those poor feral kittens. Hopefully you will be able to find wonderful Forever Homes for some or all of them!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We'z lucky our mom has enuff sense to know she can't keep dem all. Our howse is to small, our resources limited, our pashents tried...okay, just us kitties lose pashents, mom seems to haf infinite pashents. If she din't all three of us wood be on da streets!

DK & The Fluffies said...

New staff!

Tara said...

Rocky, you are growing an empire there! I'm sure you can whip them into shape!

Good for your humans for being so generous!

Tara

jcfloresinc said...

Oh, my what cute kitties. You can whip them into shape Rocky, we have confidence in you. You Mom is so wonderful to take them in and help them.
Your FL furiends,
Samantha & Tigger

Parker said...

Please tell your humans thank-you from my Mommy. People like that are heros and I bet you can find it in your heart to show them the ropes!
Purrs!

Gottagopractice said...

He definitely looks like he has potential...

Lux said...

It's great of your beans to help the kitties. You'll soon have them trained and ready to do your bidding!

momsbusy said...

yeah fer yur humans! they gots lots of luv in thare hearts for poor kitties. ans we is glad to see yu is comin round rocky!

yuki & kimiko

pee ees - yu wood make a grate mentor fer the little kittys. what a wunderful example yu cood set fer thems. who nos, they cood become the president of the cat blogosphere.

Derby said...

Wow more staff to snoopervise. Make sure you train them right.

jcfloresinc said...

Rocky you guys rock for taking care of the feral kitties. They are so cute.
Your FL furiends,
Samantha & Tigger

Victor Tabbycat said...

Rocky, I fink yur gonna need a corporit childcare center. You need to choose a VP of Trainin an Howsebreakin. That kitty sure looks wild, but in a furry cute way.

An big purrs an ankle rubs to Suzanne fur tryin to trap these furbabies.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

That is so wonderful that you all are taking care of those feral kitties. They look trainable!

Purrrrs, China Cat & Willow

Christine and FAZ said...

HEY GUYS - HAPPY 4TH JULY. FAZ

Daisy said...

Oh, he may be still feral, but he sure is a cute little kitten. Rocky, I think you are up for the challenge of training the little feral.

Benjamin Fuzz said...

the world needs big-hearted kitties and beans!

ben fuzz

Cheysuli said...

I'm glad your humans are so kind. I'm glad mine hasn't spotted anything like that.. of course, I do love kits... Sigh. But then they grow up... and are attention competition.

jcfloresinc said...

Hey Lucy, Samantha here. I picked you for the Rockin' Girl Blogger Award, stop by my blog and check it out. Let's Rock on !!

Radcliff, Allie, Luna & Ozzie said...

Hi, Rocky. You could always put the trainees in sales. Really, who could resist them?

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