Rocky: Hey, enough is ENOUGH! What, is our house covered with signs that say, "Welcome all creatures great and small" and "FREE LUNCH"?? As if bringing colts and turtles into my executive office weren't enough -- look what my human artists have brought in now:This is not even a formerly feral -- it's still feral through and through, ready and willing to bite the hand that feeds it. And even worse, there are more to come! This newcomer is part of a litter of ferals born to a feral mama on the grounds of Neoteric Hovercraft, where my human Suzanne has been trying to capture them for weeks. Now their mama has abandoned them, and they're hungry. Humph ... a bunch of wild hovercats who don't even know what a litterpan is for!
You know, most normal humans practice TNR: Trap, Neuter, Release. My humans are NOT normal! They practice only TNK: Trap, Neuter, KEEP! It's not as if I don't have my hands full training humans and a cat staff of fifteen ... now I have to train ferals, too? I mean, it could take forever before I can whip these wild things into good enough shape to perform a useful business function! Besides, I haven't budgeted for all the vet bills this will entail ... de-fleaing, de-worming, vaccinating, spaying and neutering. This has to STOP! I ask you, how is my payroll supposed to cover a hundred bazillion staff members?
Sharolyn: Hey Rocky, calm down! You were once a feral, too. What if I'd just left you out there in the woods, with no chin squiggles, no Temptations, no nip, no hair clips ......
Rocky: Awwwwww ....... niiice kitty!! :-)
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