Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Thursday 13 Cat Haiku

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?
~~~
We're almost equals.
I purr to show I love you.
Want to smell my butt?
~~~
So you call this thing
Your 'cat carrier.' I call
These my 'blades of death.'
~~~
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
~~~
Tiny can, dumped in
Plastic bowl. Presentation,
One star; service: none.
~~~
Cats can't steal the breath
Of children. But if my tail's
Pulled again, I'll learn.
~~~
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
~~~
Toy mice, dancing yarn,
Meowing sounds. I'm convinced:
You're an idiot.
~~~
My brain: walnut sized.
Yours: largest among primates.
Yet, who leaves for work?
~~~
The food in my bowl
Is old, and more to the point
Contains no tuna.
~~~
Am I in your way?
You seem to have it backwards:
This pillow's taken.
~~~
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams.
My claws aren't that sharp.
~~~
Litter box not there.
You must have moved it again.
I'll crap in the sink.
~~~
~ from Planet Cat

26 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh those were cute. They say from Planet Cat, does that mean you didn't write them all?

michico*Adan said...

I think these poems are great~~
I enjoy reading them all.

Daisy said...

Those are hilarious! I especially liked the first two.

Nermal, Nico, Virgil, and Maggie said...

As usual, you posted something that made us all giggle. We loved these poems!

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Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Those are great! :) Very funny! :) Thanks for sharing! :D

snowforest said...

Great poetry ~ very funny indeed ~ we loved it :)
Purrs from the SnowForest family :)

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Too funny for one post... Mom doesn't get it. =^..^=

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

Oh the cuteness of it all! Thanks for sharin' your poetry!!!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Tybalt said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! I loved them all!

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

We enjoyed all of those; even Mommy laughed!!

Clover said...

Hahah! These are all very funny. I learned a lot about cats!
Love Clover xo

topcatrules said...

We loved it! :)

Charlotte said...

These are very wise sayings. I shall tell my SMS to look them up when I get into trouble for doing exactly some of these things.

I have posted a game on my blog. As you are a veteran of CB, you should have no trouble with the answers. Test your skill!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Those were so cute and funny! Especially the last one!
Your FL furiends,


PS: I am going to call our Mancat Club, M-Cats, everyone liked your name!! I'm going to get Mom to work on the blog and hopefully have it up and running by the first of the week.
Tigger

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

hahahaha...hey, our claws aren't that sharp!

Mickey said...

Hahahahahahaa! Rocky,you are a scream!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Derby said...

Rocky I thought you wrote all of those. Then I see you didn't. But maybe we need a haiku challenge again.

Boy said...

Those are gweat haikus!

William said...

I love those!!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Artsy Catsy,

You have da momeez heart! She laughed & envied evfurry word! Oh, da poop in da sink! Oh, da leafun fur work!! Oh, da pillow. It iz price-less & a true treasure trove of haiku.

-Dr Tweety

happy said...

Heh heh that's really funny! Have a great weekend ahead!

Kaz's Cats said...

They're great! - Mum loved reading them, and we thought they were very true - "who leaves for work", well not us...heh, heh

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Jazz said...

LOL those are genius :)

goldenshade said...

Great poems!!! Funny! We also liked the heating set up in your previous entry. One senior cat we know always sleeps on the hard drive or dvd player for heat. They need an electric blanket for their beds too.

~Goldie and Shade

Kristi and the Three Tabby Troublemakers said...

So true. Especially like the part about "who leaves for work."

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