Sunday, January 13, 2008

FBI Alert: Rocky Impersonator!!

Tigger the FBI Cat, I need your help! A Rocky impersonator is trying to steal my identity and kittynap my mom! Here's hard evidence for your investigation into this catpital crime ... The suspect was last seen pawing my mom, I repeat, MY mom, at 4:23 pm EST at PetSmart, where she was helping the Rescue Farm find furever homes for their kitties. I captured the incident on my spy camera:
Exhibit A:
This perp is a repeat offender! In a second offense, this imposter was caught making curly-toed happy feet on my mom ... I repeat ... MY MOM!!
Exhibit B:
The suspect in the Rocky disguise is a young white male with ginger spots. He is an alleged habitual user of cuteness to lure unsuspecting moms, then he kittynaps them! He is considered to be pawed and dangerous! Tigger, you must set up a stakeout at PetSmart and apprehend this heinous imposter before he steals into my home and cat burglarizes my Temptations and commits mom theft!!

Phew, now that Tigger is on the case, I can relax and report some good news. Remember Yogi, the Rescue Farm kitty we first featured on Saturday Adopt-a-Caturday? Yogi found a wonderful furever home yesterday at PetSmart (while that fake Rocky was pawing MY mom)! Here he is with his loving new beans:
Look, he's so happy he's going home, he has a big smile on his face:But Punkin, this week's featured kitty, didn't find a furever home yesterday. Jodi from the Rescue Farm says it's hard to find homes for polydactyl kitties :-( My mom tried to convince a literature teacher at PetSmart to adopt Punkin -- after all, he is a Hemingway cat -- but she chose another kitty instead. Poor Punkin, this was his first day at PetSmart, and he didn't like it very much:
He just huddled in his cage and smashed his face against the glass (while that phony Rocky held MY mom hostage!) I hope Punkin finds a furever home soon ... and Tigger puts that fraudulent Rocky on the Feline Bureau of Investigation's Most Wanted List and gets him out of circulation ASAP!!!

Be sure to check out all this weekend's catness:

Weekend Cat Blogging
Sat. & Sun. at Chey's Place

Bad Kitty Cats Festival of Chaos
Sun. at House of the Mostly Black Cats

The Carnival of the Cats
Sun. at Life from a Cat's Perspective

28 comments:

Mickey said...

WOW!! Does that guy ever look like you! The Mom theft charge must be true because Mom just went
"Awwwwwwwwwwww"!!!! Good thing you called tigger! This might be a hard case though ;)
Purrs Mickey

Tigger the FBI Cat said...

Crikey! Heck! Hold on, I'm just polishing my badge.

Now, let me just have another look.

Right, it's OK, Rocky. All the attention in that photo is going to go on your MOM! 'Cause she published her age when she had her birthday (though my mom doesn't believe her) and she looks so fantastic, that no one will be looking at the kitten. :)

And besides, no one could ever replace you as you are too well known, too hard working and far too lovable.

There you go, case closed.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

I think da key word here is TRYING to steal yoor mom. I have found dat mom's are pretty loyal to der mancats...~Speedy

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Why is it hard to find homes for Hemming cats? My Bean and I think they are cool! It's not like you have to buy shoes for them, and the extra claws don't equate to more shred damage to the furniture.

Having extra toes would be good. Think of how much easier it would be to type.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

A Rocky impersonator?! That is amazing! No one could impersonate the Rock!!!!

But boy did that cat do a close job!

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

OMG!!! Rocky, dis iz your doppelganger!!!! I yam shocked dat your momee (az cute az she iz) waz so smitten wit him!!!
But abouts da poly-tactile boy...I yam puzzled. people iz reluctant??? Da momee here adopted two of deze cats..& one iz da bad Burr-man!
Are people afraid of dem?
If people wants to know more about deze catz wit more toezez, dey can contact da momee here.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

The mini-Rocky does look a lot like you! Our mom says he's very cute, so we can see that he is clearly a danger! We are glad that Yogi found a Forever Home and hope that Punkin finds one soon.

Rosa's Yummy Yums said...

The miniature Rocky looks very friendly and cute!

I'm ever so happy for Yogi!

Cheers,

Rosa

Gattina said...

Geez, your mom leads a very dangerous life ! Can't you take body guard lessons ? Anyway keep your claws ready in case you have to defend her !

Daisy said...

Hooray for Yogi! It looks like he found a great new home. I am sorry Punkin is still waiting. I love polydactyl cats!

That Rocky-imposter sure is cute, especially with those curly, happy feet.

Kaz's Cats said...

Rocky, we thought that was you with your mom when we first saw those photos! He sure does look a lot like you. However, like Speedy says, mom's are pretty loyal to their mancats.

It's great news that Yogi found his forever home. It was a bit of a rough day for Punkin though - hopefully he'll find some more understanding people to take him home soon.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

The Crew said...

Just when you feel secure & comfortable in your role, along comes some interloper who tries to steal YOUR Mom! Hopefully that young rascal will find a forever home of his own.

Christine and FAZ said...

Well lots going on then, imposter cats, happy cats and cats soon to have furrever homes too. Purrs FAZ

Kitikata-san said...

Oh Dear, I hope the Punkin gets a home soon cuz she deserves one. Look at her, she is a sweetie pie. I am gonna hope and purr for a wonderful home for Punkin.

Kits Chow said...

Why is it hard to find homes for polydactyl kitties? More toes is good in case of frostbite.

Great idea of your mom's to tell a literature teacher at PetSmart to adopt Punkin, because he is a Hemingway cat. Too bad she didn't -- she probably doesn't like Hemingway. Thinks he is too macho a writer.

Hope Punkin finds his forever home soon! Roxx and I will pray to St. Francis to help him.

Sincerely, Maxx

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

whoa, it is like a Mini Rocky. Hey, what is one more?!? heh heh heh

I hope Punkin finds a home soon. Mommy thinks kitties like that are very special so doesn't understand why beans don't want them. Of course, lotsa beans don't like black kitties either so go figure.

I wonder if that little imposter Rocky could come in handy...you could sit him behind your desk while you nap so it looks like you're working....

The Whiskers & Purrs Gang said...

Dearest Rocky,
It sure is dang good that you have one of them "spy cameras". We sure wish we had one of them 'cause we is sure we would catch all kindsa stuff on it. Hang in there...
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

The Furry Bambinos said...

Rocky, our Mom says not to worry, because Moms always love their bambinos! But we have to admit, it is shameful the way she flirts with other kitties. (Our Mom flirts with other kitties, too.)

All three of us are graduates of PetSmart, so we feel a special kinship to other PetSmarties! We will purr and purray for Punkin that he finds a furrever home soon.

Padre, Panda Bear, and Meerkat

Annika Loves Cats =^..^= said...

Thank you for posting about the PetsMart cats and adoptions. Your pictures are terrific. I am a volunteer for our local SPCA cat shelter, and one of my favorites (Midday) just got adopted.

Willow said...

Boy, that cat sure does look like you, Rocky. I don't think your mom would let herself be taken in by the imposter's charm. That is terrific news about Yogi and hopefully Punkin will soon find a forever home too.

Purrrrrs, Willow

Eric and Flynn said...

Yikes he duz look a lot like you Rocky, but could he organise the workforce like you? No don't fink you got anyfing to worry about. Cuteness duzn't pay the bills.

Hot(M)BC said...

Well he may look kinda like yoo Rocky, but he could nefur replase yoo.
Fanks for joining the Bad Kitty Cats festival of Chaos this week!
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the gang

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

This is terrible about the Rocky imposter pawing your mommy...but he is soooooo cute!

I am so happy that Yogi finally found a furever home. The beans look like pretty pawesome pple!

~Casey

JB's Big World said...

I sure wish all of us cats could find homes as good as mine!
--JB

Chairman Mao said...

ACK! Mom theft! That's purretty skeery. I hope nobody steels my Momma!

I'm furry glad that Yogi founded a great home, and I hope that Punkin does, too! He looks like such a purreshus kittyboy.

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Parker said...

I hope someone adopts that little cute perp before he's your new brother!

Junior said...

Wow! That little impersonator is sure cute! Hopefully he will get a new home before he can complete his kittynapping plans.

I can't believe that beans don't want a kitty just cause he has extra toes! That is just silly! I am sure Punkin is a fine cat and I will purray for him to find a good forever home!

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