Rocky: It's Sooper Toosday (again). I call on all DemoCats in Kentucky and Oregon to get out and vote and put an end to this lo-o-o-o-ng campaign season. It's time for our humans to get their faces out of network news and resume the important business of Temptations distribution, affection allocation and scritches sharing!
As you know, I've been appearing with both
Barack Obama and
Hillary Clinton in front of their audiences of 75 squillion on the campaign trail. Here I am with both of them at their recent appearances in my hometown ...
(note that neither of them are wearing flag pins; I alone am displaying my patriotism) ...


And now, once again, on this 948,327th Sooper Toosday, I urge them both to drop out of the race before they destroy the DemoCatic party.
Cheysuli is the
only true Candidate for Cheynge ... who is not only ready to lead on day one, but also has the experience to knock the phone off the hook at 3 a.m.!!