Wednesday, March 28, 2007

White Widebody Wednesday

Hmphh. I think today should be named "Why I've Ordered the Human Artists to Create Eyeglass Holders Wednesday"!

And this is not the only ridiculous function I serve for the humans around here. They've been known to keep their place by resting an open book on my back (why I ordered them to create bookmarks) and I've been used as a cell phone rest (why I ordered them to create cell phone leashes). Also, they rest their coffee cups on my head now and then -- which I really don't mind because it keeps my brain warmed up.
Maybe we should have a new meme: "Feline Functions Friday"?

23 comments:

RC said...

These have to be the smartest cats I've ever seen! It's amazing they're training humans, but who trained them? God?

Anyway, maybe you should order them to create Coffee cup holders. That idea will make you all millionares, gauranteed!

RC said...

Love your blog!

Daisy said...

Rocky, you are a very important, useful, and yes functional, cat. No wonder you are CEO.

Bogdan, the editor said...

Oh! Excellent! Eyeglass holders! Brilliant, Rocky! My investor does the same thing with her glasses... and she wonders why I bite up the part that goes over her ear... Duh! I'm not an eyeglass holder, I'm a cat!!

The Meezers said...

the indignity of it! how dare they use you for furnichur!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

I don't put up with any such mis-use myself. Rather, I use my humans for various functions, mostly involving food, water, litter, and keeping the house warm. Are you not in charge there? I'm afraid you're too soft on your humans. Tsk, tsk.

Lux said...

Eyeglass holders? That sounds like a really good idea, because my mom always loses her sunglasses and my dad's always running around saying, "Where are my glasses?"

Kimo & Sabi said...

Feline Funtions Friday would be Fabulous!

Chairman Mao said...

I'd like to hold Daddy's glasses but I don't think I could hold 'em for long -- I'd start playin' with 'em and bat 'em around all over the house, hehehehe!

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Our Lady does the same thing with her books and eye glasses!!! You were certainly very clever to think up those bookmarks and cell phone leashes!

Purrrs,
China Cat & Willow

Cheysuli said...

Perhaps they should feature you on stuff on my cat?

Tara said...

Rocky, you continue to show your versatility...no wonder you are CEO!
Tara

Dragonheart said...

Wow, you are a very patient, tolerant and useful cat Rocky. Feline Functions Friday sounds like a fabulous idea! :)

Parker said...

Mommy uses my tail for a bookmark when she goes to fill up her coffee (she doesn't close the book on it tho!)

Aloysius said...

What a creative meme. I'm going to start participating in Feline Functions Friday right away. I qualify for White Widebody Wednesday, too.

Bogdan, the editor said...

Rocky,
Great work on the bookmarks. We received them yesterday, and my investor loves them.
She said, "OoOoOOooOoo. So pretty. Sooooo coooool."

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Wednesday was definitely a White Wednesday. You fit the name days name purfectly. We can't believe you would let her use yoo as a eyeglass perch tho.

sher said...

Cats also make great coffee tables!!!! :):) You're very nice to let your humans use you as an eyeglass holder!!!!

Phoebe said...

Tracy doesn't have any glasses to put on me and Denis hates to have smudges, so I'm safe from that use.

I tagged you for a game on my blog, Rocky.

Karen Jo said...

You can balance a coffee cup on your head? You really are a talented cat, Rocky. No wonder you are the CEO. Feline Functions Friday sounds great to me.

Boy said...

Mine mummy twied to bawance a pancake on mine head too.
But I think you're weawwy nice, wetting your humans bawance so many things on you.
I would've scolded them wike anything!

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