Sunday, July 8, 2007

Spotty Feral & Farm Animals

Rocky here, concerned that I may have to admit to a failure because I'm absolutely losing control of these human artists! As you know, first they inundated me with colts and turtles and a feral kitten. Now they've brought in TWO MORE feral kittens, and tell me another will be coming, possibly with its feral mother! Here's one of the new ones, a feral girl with a spotty nose: Well, they're not really feral anymore. My human artist Sharolyn had the first one cuddling with her in less than an hour. The other two took a few more hours. Hey, those ferals are cutting into MY cuddling time! What's even worse, my human artist Suzanne spent a day on her friend's farm, cuddling with cows and horses and goats:







Next thing you know, they'll be filling my basement with a bunch of farm animals!! So far, the only things Suzanne brought home from the farm were these ....
I checked them out thoroughly to ascertain that they weren't going to hatch into another animal that would usurp more of my cuddling time or work hours.

And THIS was the final straw ....
Why does that thing get to nurse from a bottle, when they won't give me MY bottle anymore? They tell me I'm too big -- hey, that thing is WAY bigger than me!! Humph! I say it's time these human artists get back to Artsy Catsy work and stop turning my executive offices into Animal House!

25 comments:

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Sorry to hear that the ferals are cutting in to your cuddling time, Rocky. That little kitten is so adorable, however, and it's wonderful that your humans are taking in these cats.

Kimo and Sabi said...

How dare they bring that farm-animal stink into yer house!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Wow you're right, the humans are totally outta control!! Altho your mommy feeding the calf was very cute....

~Marie

Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh dear, although I support your beans actions, I do feel bad that your snuggling time has been cut back. I'm glad the cats are tameable so they can be adopted to good homes like we have.
Hey, do you think stinky goodness would work in a bottle? That looks comforting.

Skeezix the Cat said...

I LOVE gotes! I want a gote!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We haf to say Rocky, that kitty is sweet though.Yoo want to watch out furr the horses though. In the winter we hardly see our mum cuz she spends too much time wiv the horses she looks after.She sez it's cuz she is working hard, but we're not so sure.

Catzee said...

That's a furry big baby! I wunner iffen all them likes kitties.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

She is kinda cute Rocky, are you sure you don't want to make frends wif dem?

Rosemary B❤️ said...

we think goats are pretty cute. Mommie wants to have a goat and cat house one day.
The kitten is really cute. Is there any way you could sort of ... snuggle in with the kitten??

Lux said...

You've gotta get those beans in line, Rocky! Horses? Cows? Well, I never ...

Daisy said...

The baby kitten is very cute! But I think the little cow made a mistake when he picked out his earrings. Because it kind of clashes with his furs.

Artsy Catsy said...

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy, Caesar, Prinnie & all:

I'd like to go check out the baby ferals, but my humans won't let me or my staff get near them until after they go to the vet -- you know, fleas, worms, diseases ... yuck!

Rocky

Tara said...

Your staff takes good care of you Rocky, that is a good idea to wait until they are checked out.

Man, you must have had some really interesting smells!

Tara

Anonymous said...

I just love kits! So long as they don't stay to grow up and take up time. I love them.I love to lick their little heads and then snatch their toys when they aren't looking!

sammawow said...

We hope that all the little ferals are OK. That one with the spotty nose looks very cuddly. We sure would like to smell all the smells at your place. A chipmunk came into our porch and our mom only let us out after she chased it out. So we only smelled `where it was...

Purrrs, China Cat & Willow

HRH Yao-Lin said...

yuck. That last picture is just so wrong. Why cant they feed you a bottle? Hmm? Why does a farm animal get special treatment? Hmm?

You need to complain. Seriously, go on strike or something, get the point across xx

Samantha & Mom said...

Rocky, my mom would take one of the feral kittens in a New York minute, but Dad says no more!! That is a cute one in the picture!!
Your FL furiends,
Samantha & Tigger

Victor Tabbycat said...

Rocky, I'd like to fink of them as more staff, but there's a brakin point when more cooks spoil the broth. That nursin aminal is orinj an white like you! An you know what? In Whiskonsin, those cow critters MAKE MILK. I's nefur seen one, but you should werk on doptin one of those.

muffinmidi said...

That feral kitten sure is cute. He/she is a lot less dangerous than those farm animals.Besides, your mom will always love you best.

Zoey and the furballs said...

I know how it goes. The beans brought home a few kittens promising that they wouldn't stay and then kept three of them (auntie Michele took the other one) and then brought home another. You gotta put a stop to it.

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Oah dear, cannot image that picture~!

Parker said...

Good for your humans recuing those kitties! I bet you wind up liking them!

LZ said...

Watch out for those horse things! They weasel their way into the human lives and take up way too much snuggle time. I hate having a horse.

Kaze

Boy said...

Oh dear, Wocky, I think you better put your paw down quickwy!
A basement full of cows and horses and fewals what have yous is no fun at all!

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