Thursday 13

13 things I stick my nose into: 1) I stick my nose into my human artists' home remodeling projects. My nose helps sweep up the dirt and dust.

2) I stick my nose into all the humans' beading projects. Somebody has to make them do it right!

3) I wedge my nose into the closed door when somebody rings the doorbell.

4) I have a nose for news, so I bury it in the newspaper.

5) When my mom is on the phone, I wedge my newsy nose between her ear and the phone receiver, so I can hear everything first!

6) I stick my nose under the blankets at night so I can keep my human artist's feet warm.

7) I stuff my nose into the floor of the PTU when I go to the v.e.t. so I can disappear!

8) I stick my nose into my human's bath water so I can clean it up from sticking it into everything else!

9) I stick it into the sink water so I can be absolutely certain the water filter is working.

10) I stick my nose into the freezer when it's opened, so I can guarantee that my human has prepared an adequate amount of homemade catfood for me.

11) I stick my nose into all food preparation, whether it be for my cat staff or for the humans.

12) I stick my nose into all bags of catfood the humans purchase to make sure there's no poisoned wheat gluten or other stinky badness! ....

13) ... Well, I stick my nose into everything the humans do, make or even get near. I mean, they're only human, the poor things ... so somebody has to double check their work!