Thursday, February 7, 2008

13 Things That Are Not Happening

Rocky: My human artist got back from her bead buying trip, was home for ONE night, then she left again last night and just now got back home. To protest her excessive absenteeism, we're on strike. Not a thing is happening, and here are 13 of those things ...
1) We are not using this cheap litter she brought home. The box will not be opened as long as I'm sitting on it.
2) Furthermore, we are not painting this chipped, woodwork, no matter how ugly it is.
3) We are not putting away all these beads she bought on her so-called bead buying trip ...
4) We are not cleaning up her messy desk ...5) We are not cleaning up the mess on the front porch after the storms blew everything all over the place ...6) She is not cleaning all the hair off our pad on the back of the recliner, so we are not sleeping on it until she does ...
7) Furthermore, she has not cleaned the hair off our window perch, so we are not sleeping on it either ...
8) She is not opening the door to the catfood cabinet, so I will not stop staring at it until she does ... 9) She still has not opened the food door, so Lucy will not stop staring at it either ...
10) We are not working on this hole in the wall in the room that we are not remodeling ... 11) We are not watering these plants ... 12) Fracas is totally fed up, so he is not getting off his pillow ... 13) And I have HAD IT! So I am NOT getting out of my comfy, cozy beautiful tie-dyed new Millie bed that I won in Tyler's contest no matter what does not happen!! (It makes me look tiny, do you not think?)

22 comments:

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Maybe you could eat the plants?

Beezer said...

Wow! Yous guys are harsh.

I always give up after I eat the 'please forgive me' meal of TUNA I always get. I mean I'm full of the good stuff and need a nice lap nap.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

Your Millie bed looks awesome, Rocky! You look very cozy and comfy (and small!) in it. :)

Sorry to hear so much is not getting done.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Boy I don't blame you! Gung Hay Fat Choy from all of us!

Tybalt said...

Great job, Rocky and Staff! I think going on strike sounds like a great idea. I promise that I won't cross the picket line.

Tyler said...

Rocky, I'm glad to read that you're making a stand or a lie in, perhaps. Wow, that bed looks great. Thanks again on your flexibility with allowing us to keep the penguins. Mom has never seen it empty since it arrived. Now it isn't just Cookie who won't leave it. We take turns with it. Anyway those colors are bright! I really do hope it is as comfy as ours. You look marvelous in it, by the way.

Hope the beans start to behave really soon. It's hard work being a disciplinarian.

Gretchen said...

I feel like I haven't visited in ages. Mom bean and I are still catching up on all the well wishes and purr prayers that everyone sent when she was in the hosptiatl last month.

She is doing better and I have less to do now. She still has a ways to go to get back to 100% and it will be hard for her to take time out to rest. That's my job now, making sure mom bean takes here rest. It's also my snuggle time.

Thanks again for your purrs and prayers....they work.

Hugs...G
Psst...I like your Thursday Not Thirteen.

Mickey said...

Boy,I guess you guys are pretty bummed at your Mom!!
Guess she is gonna have to treat you extra special before you forgive her,huh?
Pirrs Mickey

Princess said...

Rocky, you do look tiny.

This is a long list of things that are not happening. I hope the food cabinet opens up. That is of the highest priority!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Rocky, that is the nicest Millie bed ever! I love the tye dye.

If having you guys go on strike doesn't shape up your Mum then nothing will, be firm with her.

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Oh boy!!! I yam gonna stay outta da way. You iz deffynitely hacked off!!!
Dis iz only reazonabull, considerin' what your momee haz been up to!!!!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You look spectacular in that bed. Can you get her to move it to where the food is so you can lay there and stare at the door?

Thank you for the thought about Georgia. She's eaten and drank a lot since she started with the whole brain tumor thing. We could take her for blood work about diabetes but I doubt there is much we could do about it. Things have a way of coming and going with the tumor that we would worry that she might have high blood sugar one day but not the next! We went for several weeks where she wasn't deaf and then she was and then she wasn't and then she was again!

Chairman Mao said...

hehehe, that's a great Thursday Thirteenie! sumetimes kitties have just gotta stand up to the beans! our Ballicus Mom has been SOOOO buzzy, but I told her if she doesn't let us put a postie on our bloggie fur tomorrow I'd shred her favrit pair of britches!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Parker said...

Rocky, I would never get off of that bed either! It's da' bonb!

Derby said...

Love your millie bed. You look very comfy on it.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Rocky, you Rock in that bed!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Rocky, you Rock in that bed!

William said...

I think I'd resort to using Crazy Glue somewhere to keep her there!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Tell yoor mom she is NOT leaving again! ever!

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

Wow, that is a lot of things you are not doing!!!

You look great in your bed, and you're right, it does make you look tiny.

Kaz's Cats said...

Rocky, That is one great list of things that are NOT happening - it's given us a few ideas to use at a later date. Oh, and you look positively petite in that very cool bed.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

PS Hope your staff come to their senses soon.

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