Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Ticked Off Tuesday

I am seriously ticked off. My human artist went out of town Saturday on a bead buying trip and four days later she still isn't home! I've gone four days with no chin scritcher, no bed buddy, no toy tosser ... this is totally unacceptable!


But that's not the worst of it. Just look at what she's staying with at her friend Terry's house. She's supposed to be shopping for beads. I ask you, do these look like BEADS?

This is NOT a bead! This is Stinky - yes, that's his name. Well, I suppose he could pass as a giant 21-pound pendant. She even let Stinky sample her avocado salad. Beads do NOT eat avocados ...And these are NOT beads. These are Miss Hissy (left) and Taz (right). Taz was almost one of my staff members when my mom rescued him when he was a kitten, but she found him a furrever home with her friend Terry ... Here are Stinky and Taz with another NON-bead, Rhoda Sue, who was also almost a member of my staff when my mom rescued her as a kitten. Just look at the eyes of these NOT-beads! They're trying to hypnotize my human artist into staying with them, robbing me of my lawful mom rights. I WILL NOT HAVE IT!!

23 comments:

MoMo said...

Geez, there are lots of non-beads (they look awfully like cute kitties to me) clamouring for your mom's attention. Four days, did you say? Umm, I would be seriously worried..........

Dr Tweety of da Fab Five said...

Rocky,
Dere seemz to be enuff of doze "un-beadz" to makes a ginormous neck-lace. Mebbe you & da staff should come oevfur here & we can planz a revenge.

Princess said...

No indeedie. Those do not look like beads. I think you might want to consider leaving a poop on her pillow.

purrs

The Meezers said...

mommy says thanks to you all for coming over and purring on her. if we all sit on the bed and purr it will prolly vibrate

SophieKitty said...

You're right, this is unacceptable. You should not have to go but mere minutes without chin skritches. Hope you get lots of treats when she gets home.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Maybe they have beady little eyes, did you think of that?

Maybe you should send Bitsy on a rescue mission to find your Mom and return her?

William said...

Clearly she's been drawn in! I say you need to stage an intervention!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

There are numerous inconsistencies to her story. I am skeptical that there are beads anywhere near her. I would not be very nice when she returned.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Sheesh, all those non beads! Call her and tell her to get her butt home right now!

Beezer said...

Yeah, that is just wrong. Those are not beads.

Your mombean needs a good talking to. You give her heck when she gets home.

On the other hand the kitties look nice though. maybe its good that she is staying with nice kitties so she doesn't get out of practice giving good rubbies.

Lux said...

You do look a bit perturbed! And no wonder!

Mickey said...

Demand that she come home immediately!!!!!!!! That is just wrong!!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Victor Tabbycat said...

Poor Rocky! Those non-beads is getting kinda familiar with yur bean, but I bet she misses you, too. Consider them as substitutes, snoopervisin her when she's away. Purrs

Sultanfus and Guy said...

Oh that is just awful. How dare those pseudo beads steal your Bean. Four days without scritches? Thats ghastly!

Camie's Kitties said...

We have an agreement with our mom...she can visit other kitties, but she is not allowed to bring any home. This has saved us from being too jealous when she is out of town. She says she misses us so much that she has to have a kitty fix, even though they are a poor substitute.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie

TheGirls said...

We're with you! Totally unacceptable! (And you really do look pissed in that picture, LOL)

goldenshade said...

Those are sooo not beads. They wouldn't fit into one of those small plastic zip baggies at all!

I agree with Princess, poop on the pillow would send a clear message.

~Goldie

Tybalt said...

Oh no! You may have to go rescue her, Rocky. Let me know if you need my help.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Your Mom is a traitor!

Jan said...

And why should you? She's YOUR mom and she's not paying you the proper attention, so you needed to set her right.

jans funny farm

Wrigley & Cobalt said...

Those are a lot of not beads!! You look very angry about it, we hope your mom got a piece of your mind.

Kaz's Cats said...

What cute little 'non-beads' your Mom found!

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

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