Artsy Catsy's 18-year-old grande dame matriarch
I shall sleep in a tie-dyed bed
And tell Fracas and Rocky where to go
When they don't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on Temptations and tuna
And see Chey as our first woman president.
I shall lie down for beauty sleep whenever I'm tired
Which is 20 hours a day
And gobble up yogurt whenever I want.
And I shall indulge in youthful night crazies
And go outside whenever I please
And pee on the flowers in other people's gardens
And learn how to spit and hiss
When I am an old womancat in a tie-dyed bed.