Sharolyn: C’mon Rocky, it’s time to go to the vet.
Rocky: WHAT? I don’t think so!
Sharolyn: Now, Rocky, it’s for your own good. We’ve solved your excessive ear wax problem by putting fish oil in your food, but now the skin on the inside of your ears is turning black and developing hard nodules.
Rocky: Maybe I LIKE hard nodules in my ears, you ever think of that? Put that stupid cage back in the basement, ‘cause I’m giving you 13 good reasons why I shouldn’t go to the vet:
1) I’m the Artsy Catsy CEO (Cat Executive Officer) and as The Decider, if I decide I don't want to go to the vet, that’s that!
2) If it ain't broke, don't fix it! So what if I have black skin and bumps in my ears? I say as long as I can still hear, leave 'em alone!!
3) You like being able to hear, right? Well, take me to the vet and I’ll scream so loud I’ll break your eardrums!
4) You look nice with skin on your arms and hands. Take me to the vet and it’s bye-bye skin!
5) Your Jeep looks nice with upholstery on its seats. Take me to the vet and it’s bye-bye upholstery!
6) Maybe I’m growing black ears so I can join the Tuxedo Gang, you ever think of that?
7) Maybe I’m just putting on a black suit as befits an important executive!
8) Take me to the vet and I’ll put the bitey on you, so you’ll have to go to the human vet!
9) Take me to the vet and I’ll resign and you’ll have to run this company!
10) If you take me to the vet, I’ll sue you for cruelty to animals!
11) If you take me to the vet, I’ll never use the litter pan again!
12) If you take me to the vet, I’ll pee on you!!
13) If you take me to the vet, I'll ... I'll …… owwwww, my ears hurt! What’s the matter with you? Why haven’t you taken me to the vet?
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