Saturday, November 24, 2007

Stress Relief Saturday

While my human artist is busy creating new products to show you, I thought I'd chill out at the water cooler and catch up on some cat gossip. What's new, everycat?

While I'm here, I'd like to call your attention to proper water cooler technique .... First, it's important to make sure your company water cooler has a filter. Unfiltered tap water can damage your cat staff's health, leading to excessive employee absenteeism.

Second, for maximum efficiency, encourage your cat staff to combine water cooler breaks with shampoos ... think of it as "killing two birds with one paw." A simple dip of the head is all it takes. This will reap maximum productivity through effective time management, and the cold water will also snap your staff to attention.

Third, water cooler breaks are an excellent opportunity for one's cat staff to take a brief meditation break. The sound of running water relieves stress, and everyone knows that a stressed-out staff can adversely affect your bottom line.

And, in case you haven't noticed, stress can affect your human employees as well, often causing them to hiss and scratch and bite, especially during busy holiday seasons. If your human employees are too big to fit into your water cooler, I would advise that you direct them to this online water meditation at once!

14 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dad could be stressed, but with four days off and the fact he doesn't do anything otherwise...no. Mom on the other hand, wait, why is mom not stressed? Oh, she just does the household stuff now...no stress here, yet.

Gemini said...

I love to drink right from the faucet. It is particularly fun to put my paw under there and splash things around !

Daisy said...

Water cooler breaks are the best!

Samantha & Tigger said...

Great tips on water cooler breaks! And as for what is new, we are decorating for Christmas!! Mom's favorite time of the year! Have a good weekend!
Your FL furiends,

Derby said...

mum isn't so sure about that water meditation thing. Makes her need to go to the human litter box.

The Cat Realm said...

That water room is like being on the ocean - says the maid. I have never been on the ocean....

Dragonheart said...

Thanks for sharing proper water cooler technique with us! I sometimes like to stare at my water fountain. It is fascinating at times!

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha our mum sed the same as Derby's mum about the meddytayshun room. We always drink furrom the tap and let it run down our paws.

Boy said...

Arh! That sounds wike a weawwy good meditation thing! I think I shall have to twy that.

Hot(M)BC said...

I fink that the staff is all too big to get in the water cooler. Poor them. We'll send Mommy to the meddytashun fingy after we's done sayin hi to alla the WCB kitties.
Fanks for joining us at

href="http://catsnmom.blogspot.com/2007/11/weekend-cat-blo

gging-129.html">Weekend Cat Blogging
this week!
Purrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee, Boni Maroni, Mini, Gree and Pepi

spot & cindy said...

oh, you forgot to mention one important fact.trying to catch the water with your paws helps your human employee to mop up the kitchen floor, because it's already wet *hehe*.

Artsy Catsy said...

Yes, Spot & Cindy, this is true. And if you do it constantly like I do, it also loosens the tile on the kitchen floor so the human employees can put down a new one!

Rocky

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