Bill Clinton, Barack Obama Summit Meetings

Rocky: It is not 'business as usual' here, because I'm involved in high-level negotiations to change the world. As a result, Artsy Catsy's hometown, Terre Haute, Indiana, has become a focal point of Campaign 2008. That is, of course, because no presidential hopeful can expect to succeed without the express approval of moi, Mr. CEO Rocky T.V. Herring.

As you know, I recently held a summit here with Hillary Clinton ...Last week Chelsea Clinton came to Terre Haute hoping to meet with me, but since I prefer to exercise my powers of purrsuasion only upon those of measurable influence, I was too involved in negotiations with Bill Clinton's and Barack Obama's people to meet with a mere former first daughter.

I'm pleased to announce that both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama are in Terre Haute to meet with me today, and I will disclose all details and photos of these important summits with my constituents tomorrow. I must go now; the 42nd President of the United States awaits ... and I really want to ask him about that inhaling thing and offer him some nip.