Professional Pet Portraits

PRESS RELEASE
from Fracas, VP

ArtsyCatsy, a catporation whose mission is to provide the known universe with artistic creations for cat lovers, provides professional pet portraits for cat and dog lovers.

According to Vice President Fracas, “Our catstaff’s continuous supply of food, treats, and catnip mice is being threatened by our humans’ “all work, no PAY” status as we strive to set up our e-commerce website. To preserve our inalienable catrights, we must not, cannot, wait until the launch of ArtsyCatsy.com to market our cat art.”

“Cat portraits make a loving gift for the cat lovers in your life – or for yourself,” Fracas reminds, "and a portrait is a wonderful pet memorial of your animal companions who have gone over the Rainbow Bridge."

"All portraits are lovingly rendered in luminous pastels from your own photographs by renowned pet portrait artist, Suzanne Overton. Each portrait is meticulously sealed for posterity, then matted and shipped to you ready to frame."

16x20 Pet Portrait:
1 pet or person - $225
Order a second portrait for only $190
Order a third portrait or more for only $180 each!
(Each additional pet/person in the same portrait - $75)

Shipping: All U.S. orders - $15. International orders will be emailed exact shipping/handling fees.

*20% of every order will be donated to cat rescue organizations or to individual kitties in need!*

To place your order:

1) Email ArtsyCatsy(at)Yahoo(dot)com and let us know the number of portraits and the number of figures per portrait you wish to order. We will then email an order form for you to complete and snailmail to ArtsyCatsy with your photographs and a 50% deposit on your total order (check or money order.)

2) We will notify you via email when your portrait is completed (turnaround time 2-4 weeks.) Upon receipt of your remaining balance, your portrait(s) will be shipped to you, along with your original photographs.

But wait! There’s more!

In addition, ArtsyCatsy is also offering the following gallery of framed, ready to hang original animal portraits from our display stock at the special price of $199 each (Reg. $300 - $450). First come, first served, so email ArtsyCatsy(at)Yahoo(dot)com posthaste to mark your territory!

Framed size: 13 1/2 x 21 1/4 inches

Framed size: 20 1/4 x 24 1/4 inches
Framed size: 19 1/2 x 23 inches

Framed size: 20 1/4 x 24 1/4 inches

Framed size: 18 1/2 x 22 1/2 inches

In conclusion, VP Fracas yammers and meyowls, “A home without pet portraits is like a body without a soul, a life without love, a face without eyes, a flower without water, a day without sunshine, a year without summer, a sky without stars, a bird without wings, a CAT without NIP ............”