No, that crime scene tape is NOT there because I was caught doing illegal & illicit things behind the scenes ... it simply got stuck to my handsome floofy mass enhanced posterior when I left the stage set. Staff: Yeah, right. Go see for yourself. For a small donation to Cat Friends Helping Friends, you can find out the truth about Mr. CEO Big Fuzzy Crime Scene Butt and other cast members!
Rocky: Ah, stuff it, you peons, and give this mega movie star some respect!