Next, they've been frantically busy taking care of THIS, who has decided to live on my front porch ...
It's a young mancat who showed up in MY backyard, skin and bones, starving, in terrible shape and screeching at MY mom and Suzanne for MY food ...
So they've been feeding it MY food and putting MY flea treatment on it and giving it MY scritches and now they're taking it to MY vet to get it well again and give it a hoohaectomy so it will stop spraying on MY porch furniture. They say they're going to find it a furever home. Yeah, right. They've already given it a name - they're calling it "Milky" because of its "Got Milk?" moustache ... so I suppose they think they're going to add it to MY staff! No way!!!!!!And if that's not enough, then they went out and bought THIS ...
They say they got a great deal and it's a business expense because they're going to paint cats and Artsy Catsy logos on it and travel around the country doing cat shows and art shows and painting murals. If they think they're leaving ME at home, they can forget it! As I pointed out to them, this Crazy Catmobile has LOTS of room for we cats ...
Lots of beds for my whole staff to sleep on ....
Kitchen counters to walk on ...
And LOTS of space for running, chasing and having motor home trashing parties ...
So, enough is enough! I say it's time for these humans to get their priorities straight, to get back to blogging, get that blurpy thing off their laps, find a furever home for that Milky thing ... and maybe even have a contest to name this Crazy Catmobile thing so we can paint it and hit the road ... and maybe even stop to visit some of my blogging cat friends!!! Don't you agree?
