Thursday, April 12, 2007

13 Reasons Not to Go to The Vet

Sharolyn: C’mon Rocky, it’s time to go to the vet.
Rocky: WHAT? I don’t think so!
Sharolyn: Now, Rocky, it’s for your own good. We’ve solved your excessive ear wax problem by putting fish oil in your food, but now the skin on the inside of your ears is turning black and developing hard nodules.
Rocky: Maybe I LIKE hard nodules in my ears, you ever think of that? Put that stupid cage back in the basement, ‘cause I’m giving you 13 good reasons why I shouldn’t go to the vet:

1) I’m the Artsy Catsy CEO (Cat Executive Officer) and as The Decider, if I decide I don't want to go to the vet, that’s that!

2) If it ain't broke, don't fix it! So what if I have black skin and bumps in my ears? I say as long as I can still hear, leave 'em alone!!

3) You like being able to hear, right? Well, take me to the vet and I’ll scream so loud I’ll break your eardrums!

4) You look nice with skin on your arms and hands. Take me to the vet and it’s bye-bye skin!

5) Your Jeep looks nice with upholstery on its seats. Take me to the vet and it’s bye-bye upholstery!

6) Maybe I’m growing black ears so I can join the Tuxedo Gang, you ever think of that?

7) Maybe I’m just putting on a black suit as befits an important executive!

8) Take me to the vet and I’ll put the bitey on you, so you’ll have to go to the human vet!

9) Take me to the vet and I’ll resign and you’ll have to run this company!

10) If you take me to the vet, I’ll sue you for cruelty to animals!

11) If you take me to the vet, I’ll never use the litter pan again!

12) If you take me to the vet, I’ll pee on you!!

13) If you take me to the vet, I'll ... I'll …… owwwww, my ears hurt! What’s the matter with you? Why haven’t you taken me to the vet?


Daisy said...

Oh, poor Rocky, I hope your ears get better soon. My sister Pixie gets waxy ears, and she has, over the years, slowly developed little dark bumps inside her ears. The skin isn't black though. The V-E-T did not seem very concerned about the little lumps though. I would be interested to know what they say about your ears.

Donna. W said...

So I see having a cat is a lot like having a child.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh Rocky, so sorry to hear about your ears. :( I hope all goes well at the vet and that the trip is as painfree as possible. I hope you can figure out what's going on with your ears. As I said, I get lots of earwax, but all Sphynx do, so we just have our ears cleaned a lot.

I hope all you ear problems are solved quickly!

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Oh, I know it is hard but sometimes, and I hate to admit this, the human's know best. I think your delay tactics are brilliant though and I have taken notes. xx

Kat 3 said...

Vets are never very fun ... but by the looks of those ears... it's a good thing you are going!!

Tiki, Kirby, and StanLee said...

We hope the vet fixes your ears.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh, I hope yoor ears are okay! So, yoor gonna pee on yoor mom and not use da litter box, intersting. Won't that make things stinky?

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

aawwww poor rocky,

I know going to the vet is never fun!!! I hate it too. but just fink when you get back i sent you a lil gift so you can have it then and if they fix your ears you be an even better CEO.

Lilly Lu the offical faison cat and pluse suzied supper cat moddle for Artycatys

The Crew said...

Oh Rocky, we hope your ears will be OK!

INAMINI said...

Those all are furry valid reasons fur not going to the V-E-T, but boy, those eers shud be looked at. Hope all is well.

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