Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Surprise !!!!!
Happy Birthday to our Mom!!
Rocky: I'd say she looks pretty surprised! Normally our human artist wouldn't be surprised to come home and find a houseful of cats ... but she's used to 9 or 15 or so ... not squizillions like we have here tonight! Okay, let's make a wish and blow out the candles ...

Open some cards and gifts ...

... and get down to some serious partying!!! Boogie down, Rene!.....

Hey, everybody, Sadie brought home-grown nip, and help yourselves to Marilyn Monreow's delicious tuna puffs and the Meezers' wonderful hamtinis. The Ballacai are throwing catnip confetti and Pixel ... love those dancing shoes ... may I have the next dance?

And don't forget ... vote in the comments for the cat and bean who are the life of the party so we can send them their prizes!


7:00 p.m. .....
Rocky: Countdown to the cake -- 1 hour to go! Beans and cats are starting to arrive, and my human artist will be home soon. Our friend Renee is here with her woofie, Rene. Rene is 14 years old and battling congestive heart failure, so we'd better take her out of the room when we all yell "SURPRISE!"

And here I am with our human artist, Jason, who just came in from Indianapolis. Jason is my bud!!

Here's a picture of the MeowWow bed we're sending to the cat who gets the most votes in the comment section for "Life of the Party":If I could vote, I would cast votes for Finnegan and Buddy, major party pussycats. They've been wearing their Irish green derbies and have had shot glasses tied around their necks all afternoon, getting ready to party hard!

And Donny, Marie & Casey, thanks for showing up early to help clean all that chocolate tuna cake off the floor. Marie, you look so cute in a chocolate moustache!!

3:00 p.m. .....
Rocky: We're almost ready to party! We've had lots of cats & beans drop by already (check comments), but we'll be in full swing in a couple of hours! And we've managed to get through the party preparations with only one cat-astrophe. When Callie and Lucy put the top layer on the 60-layer chocolate tuna birthday cake, Oscar the Manx tripped and bumped the table and 58 layers went crashing to the floor, so I hand to send Suzanne out to buy a regular cake. Oscar is such a bumblebutt! Oh well, we can't get mad at him; being a Manx he has a bit of a balance problem without a tail.

Oscar: Hey, RockyBlocky, who you calling a bumblebutt? I've seen you knock over large pieces of furniture! And you'll never see me crawl away in shame, tail between my legs!

Rocky: Whatever. Oh, before I forget, our human artist Sharolyn got the best birthday present in the world from her daughter Tiffany in Italy! Today Tiffany had a big audition in Rome, and she won the lead role in the opera Tosca!! She'll be performing three days a week through May! And she'll be paid big Euros for it! I don't know what a Euro is, but it must be really good or really awful, because Sharolyn's eyes have been leaking ever since she got the news. I'd better go now and lick her face so it won't be all smeary for her surprise party.

Callie: Ahem, Mr. Blockhead CEO, aren't you forgetting something? You're supposed to tell everybody about the "Life of the Party" prizes! The human who gets the most votes wins a cat charm rear view mirror sunglasses holder for their car ... and the cat who gets the most votes wins a plush 100% fleece MeowWow cat bed! Just leave your vote in the comments! Fracas, where are the pictures of the prizes so I can put them up here?

Fracas: Hey, keep your foofy bloomers on ... I'm trying to clean all this cake off the floor!!

9:30 a.m. .....
Rocky: Okay, I've sent our human artist birthday girl Sharolyn off to Sam's Club to buy kitty litter, and once she gets in there she's there all day, so that'll keep her out of our hair while we get ready for the surprise party. So let's get to work! I want all the food and drink prepped and presented, and the cake ready by 8 p.m. SPT (Surprise Party Time)!
Callie! Quit primping and preening and get all that hair off the couch!

Fracas: Hey Rocky, how about we celebrate your Oct. 31 purrthday belatedly today? We didn't do anything for your purrthday!

Rocky: Hush, Fracas, that information is a corporate secret, strictly need-to-know. It isn't necessary for the world to know that in cat years I'm 12 years older than our mom! (8x9=72) Okay, everybody, back to work! Meet me here later this morning for a progress report ....


Anonymous said...

Ah is there another surprise on the way?!

Tybalt said...

Good luck on the preparations! It sounds like you have the whole surprise party well planned. =^_^=


We want to wish Sharolyn a furry happy purr day.......we won't be able to come to da party but we will be there in spirit...many many more happy and healthy ones...

Miss Abby

Carolina Cats said...

Heeeyyyyyyyy!!! Has the party started yet? Me and Buddy are waring owr St. Patty's Day green derbies and we haf owr shot glasses on a string arownd owr neks, reddy to drink lots of tosts to yore human bean!

Finny the Party Cat

Mr. Hendrix said...

Happy Belated Birthday Rocky! I know it is supposed to be hush hush, but I can't help it, your birthday is special no matter what age you are!! Happy Birthday!

thanks for coming to my party on Sat too! It was great to see you again. I can't wait for tonight. I'll let you all get back to work!

LZ said...

Exciting party planning suff!! It will be great!!


Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Ooooh, I hope we can make it to the party later tonight! Is there anything we kitties can do to help?

~Marie, Donny, Casey

The Crew said...

Happy purrthday to your human.

We're giving our early congratz, 'cause we can't come tonight. But hope everyone has a great time!

Artsy Catsy said...

Marie, Donny & Casey, thanks for offering to help! Maybe you could come over a little early and help Fracas get 58 layers of chocolate tuna cake off the floor?

Hey, Finny, sounds like you're all geared up to get the most votes for "Life of the Party"! The prize is a 100% fleece MeowWow cat bed!

Well, better go wash up before everybody starts showing up!

Anonymous said...

shhh! ::whispers:: when's the you-know-what? is you-know-who back from Sam's Club yet?

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Congrats to Tiffany! Mommy says Tosca is a wonderful opera, and she said she wishes she could travel to Italy to see Tiffany sing!


Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Rub a dub dub
three cats and a tub
and how did the cake get there?
Why with sixty layer
And fifty eight laid there
Was enough to make cats stare.


PS. We're cleanin' that cake off the floor as quickly as we can.

PPS. Now that is some VERY tasty cake! ;)

Artsy Catsy said...

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa, we expect her back any minute now! We've got quite a crowd here waiting to surprise her!

Donny, we didn't know you were a poet! Very nice! Thank you and Marie & Casey for helping clean up all that cake. Uh, Marie, you might want to lick off that chocolate moustache! :-)


Fat Eric said...

Hi guys. Happy purrthday to your human.

It is already midnight here in London so I can't stay for the party but hope efurrycat has a good time.

The Meezers or Billy said...

is we late? is we early? we can't tell time so we just don't know. I haf my hamtini glass wif me, and Sammy has a bag full of fev-vers that he plucked from mommy's fev-ver pillows. don't tell her.


Anonymous said...

Food? I am all over it. I'm not really a party animal, but I am an animal and give me food and I am happy!

Karen said...

Just saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the human artist. so Happy 29+ birthday :)

Parker said...

Kryminy Kats! A 60 layer tuna-chocolate cake??? And I missed it before somekitty who will remain nameless dropped it? Then I miss the clean up!?! ---> Parker weeps... So, what else ya' got to eat? While I am scoping out the food situation please accept my sincerest wishes for a very, very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I think that I would have to agree that Tiffany's audition news is a pretty groovy present! Now if you could get Rocky's staff to purr Happy Birthday in purrfect harmony tonight...well, what more could there be to want in life?
Smooches and thanks for inviting me!

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

Hehe Rocky, I am mancat of *many* talents, just ask my pretty Cloud, hehe!! ;)


Rocky, why thank you! I thought for such a momentous occasion, I could dress up in a lil tasty chocolate tuna moustache...mmm...




Anonymous said...

HAPPY PURRDAY AUNT HUMAN SHAROLYN! Our human could not believe how loud the 13 of us were while we sang the purrday song! It made the two dogs, Chevy and Ginger, howl and bark right along with us!

We wish we could all come for the party! Have fun!
All of us cats ~ Roxie, Ladybug, Candy, Tigger, Buddy, Gabbie, Midas, Gizmo, Ralphie, Dipps, Darla, Mouse and Cowie and
of course the doggies ~ Chevy and Ginger....oh...the humans too ~ Vickie, Adam, Cody and Chelsea! We have to remember them.. they bring us our food!

Karen said...

I have my dancing shoes on! Lets party :) Suprize it is :)

MaoMao said...

Happy Burfday! We Ballicai are throwin' Catnip Confetti! We've also brought some boxies so alla the kitties can play Box Wars, and we've also brought a CATNIP BANANER!

Great bash ya got goin' here! And Happy, Happy Burfday!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to you! I have brought tuna puffs for the party. I hope everyone enjoys!

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Happy Purrthday to yoor bean! Um, if she were a cat she'd only be, like, seven...Sadie brawted a bag of homegrown nip. Oooo, nipinis and tuna puffs...Hi effuryone...wow, fur a party fur a bean dis is alllll rite!

Carolina Cats said...

Howzabowt a song?? Who knows The Wild Rover? Well here's a speshul cat version!!

Well I've been a wild kitty for many's the year,
And I found a nice pub that serves milk mixed with beer.
This makes me quite happy, so I'll purr with galore.
Cuz I never will be a wild kitty no more.

And it's no nay never, (meow, meow, meow, meow)
No nay never no more, (meow, meow)
Will I be a wild kitty. (meow)
No never no more.

It began at an ale house while hunting for fish.
The back door was left open. Some food they'd not miss.
But the landlord he caught me and took me out back,
And said if you're good I'll bring milk for to lap.

The landlord came back with some milk from the bar
But he thought it'd be cute to add whiskey from the jar
He layed it before me. I sniffed cautiously.
Then I lapped the milk down and passed out on his knee.

Well the landlord he took me inside to take care
When I woke I refused to drink milk without beer.
So now every night I stumble galore.
I don't land on feet, but I'm wild no more.

You can see more and buy the cd at www.marcgunn.com

Slainte! (say it like Sloncha)


Milton said...

Hey there party cats, how *you* doin'??
I am ret-tay to par-tay!!

I've brought some flowers for the birthday girl, can we put them in some water until she gets here?

Carolina Cats said...

Finny is furry rood and getting drunk fast! He furgot to say Happy Birfday to Miss Sharolyn.


We all hope it's the bestest birfday efur. ANd congratulations to Miss Tiffany. I bet she is a wondermus singer.

Love Buddy

Artsy Catsy said...

Sing it again, Finny!! Great song! Hey, you kitties are some kinda party animals! Don't forget to vote here for the "Life of the Party" kitty & bean -- we've got prizes to send 'em!!


Just Ducky said...


Happy Purrthday to the main mom bean. Many more to you.

Now, where is my pitcher of niptini's?

Just Ducky said...

::Derby drinks the niptini's, finds a lampshade and starts doing a jig to Finny & Buddy's song::

Beau said...

Hey Derby, Finny, Buddy! Happy Birthday, Ms. Sharolyn!! And concatulations to your daughter as well!! =Grabs another lampshade, sticks it on his head, with a niptini in head, and starts moonwalking backwards=

Beau said...

Hey Derby, Finny, Buddy! Happy Birthday, Ms. Sharolyn!! And concatulations to your daughter as well!! =Grabs another lampshade, sticks it on his head, with a niptini in head, and starts moonwalking backwards=

Beau said...

Hey Derby, Finny, Buddy! Happy Birthday, Ms. Sharolyn!! And concatulations to your daughter as well!! =Grabs another lampshade, sticks it on his head, with a niptini in head, and starts moonwalking backwards=

Beau said...

Hey Derby, Finny, Buddy! Happy Birthday, Ms. Sharolyn!! And concatulations to your daughter as well!! =Grabs another lampshade, sticks it on his head, with a niptini in head, and starts moonwalking backwards=

Beau said...

Happy Birthday Ms. Sharolyn and concatulations to your daughter. =grabs another lampshade, puts on head with niptini in hand, and moonwalks backwards=

Spike William and Angels China Cat and Willow said...

What a terrific party! I've brought this big bowl full of chicken, dairy and salmon Temptations if anyone would like to snack with their niptinis.

Happy Birthday Miss Sharolyn. I'm so happy to hear about your wonderful daughter - she must be so very talented!

Purrrrs, China Cat

Beau said...

Happy Birthday Ms. Sharolyn and concatulations to your daughter. =grabs another lampshade, puts on head with niptini in hand, and moonwalks backwards=

Jake and Bathsheba said...

We're just stopping by to say Happy Birthday to your human artist. She looks great!


Carolina Cats said...

Hey Derby Dood! You look grate in that lampshade. Member wen Timothy Dickens wore the one at my party?

Danse away, my furend!!

::and it's NO NAY NEFURRR, No nay nefurr nooooo moooore, will I play the wild kittyyyyy, no nefurrr no mooooorrrre::

::Finny twirls away with his empty shotglass, looking for more wisky::

Anonymous said...

whoa - great song Finny & Buddy! we think you guys are the life of the party for sure!

lookit Derby dancing - GO DERBY!

great party! Happy Birthday!!!

Carolina Cats said...

Ahem..ahem..I'd like to make a toste to the Birfday bean. Does efurrycat and efurrybean haf a drink?

May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.

And may you be in heaven a half-hour before the divil knows you're dead!


To yore helth, Miss Sharolyn!!!


Tara said...

Hiza..Is iza late?..::hiccup::
{paw drops niptini}..er..may have had a vew too many at my party..

Happy birrrthday to your mom! Iza gonna do a little song..

{wiggles butt slooowly, wearing tight sequinned pink tee, rubs slowly along leg}
{sings in best, low meezer purr rendition of Marilyn Monroe)

Haaapppy Birrrthday to you
Haaaaapy Birrrrthday.... to you
Haaaaapy Birthday Mz Artist Mom
Haaaaapy Birthday to you!



Just Ducky said...

Phew. I have been dancing for hours and hours here. I am having so much fun. After the jig, I decided to do the BinkyBop, then back to the jig.

Finny & Buddy, keep the tunes coming. I am ready to dance all night.

::jig, jig, bop, bop::

Smeagol and Strider, Mystery (Sunnin' at the Bridge) and Gizmo too! said...

Happy Purrthday to your human artist mom bean!! Sorry we couldn't get here sooner, (our silly beans were out kickin' and punchin' or somethin'.)

Carolina Cats said...

Hey Derbs, do you kno the Siege of Ennis danse? We need lots of cats and beans for that one but it's a line danse, so nobody will feel left owt.

Let's danse!!!


Anonymous said...

I think your human is surprised.

Now I've finished all the food I could find. Where is the back up?

Samantha & Mom said...

Happy Birthday to Sharolyn!! And many, many more!! And congratulations to your daughter!! Wow how cool to be singing in Italy! Sorry, we are a little late and you throw a great party Rocky and all the Staff!
Your FL furiends,

Carolina Cats said...

Hey Rocky and efurryone, thanks so much for the grate party. It sure was nise of yore bean to be born on this day so we cood have it.

We hope Miss Sharolyn enjoyed her speshul day furry much!

We'll be bak in the morning to help clean up, but now it's time for sleeps in Norf Carolina.

Good nite, one and all!

Finny & Buddy

Artsy Catsy said...

Chey, join me in the kitchen -- let's can sneak away from this dancing frenzy and polish off some catviar I stashed away, chased by a few tunatinis!

Ya know, I think we're gonna have to refinish the hardwood floors after Finny, Buddy & Derby finish dancing! I'm sending a video of them to "Dancing with the Stars"!


Artsy Catsy said...

Hey, Finny & Bud, I don't know the Siege of Ennis, but if it's line dancing, count me in! I spend all my time trying to keep cats & beans in line, so I think I can follow along!


Jack, Persephone, Tenzing and Lancelot said...

Oh Oh! We're late for the Surprise!!! We're sorry! Happy Birthday Rocky's Human!!!

I smell tuna!!!


Happy Birthday Sharolyn! Wow, more niptinis!!


Carolina Cats said...

Good morning, Rocky & efurryone.

We have posted owr Peace Globe and we'll be over to help wif cleaning up in a few minits. If nocat or nobean is awake, we'll just get started on the leftovers first...

Thanks for a grate party!!

Hugs & Purrs,
Finny & Buddy

Artsy Catsy said...

(Big yawn) Good morning, Finny & Buddy. It was so nice to wake up from my exhausted stupor and find my executive offices all cleaned up from last night's party!


Victor Tabbycat said...

I's sorry we missed the party. We had sum serious snugglin to do last nite. Happy Purrthday to yur mom! She sure looked surprised! Looks like a grate party! Purrs!

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

::yawn:: Rocky, dude, there's someone in the house...I mean besides us...oh, hi Finny and Buddy! We'll help wif dat left over clean up.

Just Ducky said...

:::yawns and stretches:: Hello, anyone around? Gosh, I danced so much and then fell asleep behind the couch. I didn't even hear the gang come back to clean up. Sheeesh what a party.

Rocky, thanks for a good time. Hope your mum enjoyed the party too.

Now time to go home and get a paw massage. They hurt from all of the dancing.

Artsy Catsy said...

Hey, Derby, you dancin' fool! Laying there behind the couch, the work crew almost swept you up and put you in the trash!

Yep, our mom had a great time, but she was a little tired today. I think all the cat antics wore her out!!


Forty Paws said...

Happy Belated Purrfday!

Luf, Us

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