Sunday, December 23, 2007

Rocky vs. Santa Claws

'Twas 3 nights before Christmas when I went to his house,
To tell Santa Claws to not be a louse.
My stocking was hung by the chimney with care,
But I'd heard that coal was all I would snare!
Away to the North Pole I flew like a flash,
Tore open his shutters and threw up the sash,
“Hey, Santa”, I yelled, “you got it all wrong!
I’m Rocky, and I’ve been good all year long.”
He took out his list and checked it twice,
And suddenly his eyes turned cold as ice,
Upon my back he came with a bound,
Then he choked me and wrestled me right to the ground!

He was chubby and plump, a right weighty old elf,
Who said I had 3 days to redeem myself,
I should go home and cut my staff some slack,
If I ever wanted Santa off my back!

Then he sprang me loose and gave me a whistle
Told me to get home as fast as the down of a thistle
And I heard him exclaim as I flew out of sight,
“You want something but coal, boy, straighten up and fly right!”


Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Sandy Claws is kinda mean. Did yoo read da story over at Dolce's? No cat has effur made da nice list! I mean c'mon, Zippy is a freeking saint and she's not even on it!

Leslie said...

Go Rocky! Woo hoo!!

Anonymous said...

Merry merry Christmas to all your gang from our gang, and specially from me - Tigger the FBI Cat! XXX

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Cute photos of you with Santa, Rocky. My order and prize arrived today - thanks, everything looks great! :)

My little brother has arrived!

Parker said...

HaHaHaHa! Poor Rocky! I hope you win round 2!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Oh no Rocky!!! This is terrybull. We hope Santa changes his mind and brings yoo lots of lovely goodies.

Daisy said...

Rocky, that made me laugh out loud! I am pretty sure that Santa will realize he made a mistake because you been a good cat all year long.

Jimmy Joe said...

Yeah, buddy, Momma told me that Sandy Claws is kinda a "tough love" kinda guy. But I'm sure that he won't really leave you coal. You are a great boss kitty.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Boy said...

Oopps...Santa wooks kinda heavy!

Mickey's Musings said...

Boy!! Santa must not have had his coffee!!!!! That's because you ARE a good cat!

Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Gemini and Ichiro said...

You can take him Rocky! I know you can!

Just Ducky said...

Whoa! Santa sure is hard man. I hope you get something other than coal!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Hah! It sounds like your staff has paid the old man off. It seems to me they're always giving you a hard time, not the other way around!

Hot(M)BC said...

heeeeeeehehehe!!! Oh Mommy is snortin coffee outa her noze! heeeeeeehehehe!

Samantha & Mom said...

Rocky that is a great story!! You look so cute with Santa on your back!
Your FL furiends,

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