Saturday, May 3, 2008

Woe is Me

Fracas: Alas ... oh, woe is me ... weep ... sob, sob ... my life is over! That traitor Jim is taking our mom out of town for a whole day and night. He's taking her to some place called Indiana Downs to bet on some horses. Stupid horses ... don't humans know cats are a much safer bet? What? If you win, you'll bring me some nip and Temptations?

Well, here, let me help you pack and figure the odds!

18 comments:

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Fracas, you have the sad, pathetic look down pat! That alone should have convinced them not to go to the races ... hee hee! But returning with nip and Temptations, we figure that would be worth it!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Chrissie said...

I hope they win really big, then. And bring you some chick-hen, too!

Forty Paws said...

Heh heh. Let's hope she wins and brings you back loads of goods!

Luf, Us

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I hope they win big so you get LOTS of treats!

Daisy said...

Poor Fracas! Well, let's root for the horsies! Go, go, go, go, go!!!

The Fluffy Tribe said...

make them get you lots of nip ~The FLuffy Tribe

Beau Beau & Angie Over the Bridge said...

Ohhhh we hopes dey win big time!

Moki The Wobbly Cat said...

Pick a good horse! I hear the Temptations pay out can be really good!!!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We hope they intend to bet in your name. Unless they lose, then the loss is theirs -- they can't get blood from a turnip. Wait, that doesn't make sense. We mean, they can't get money from an unemployed kitty.

Harmony Kitties said...

♥Love paws and head nudgies♥
Harmony Kitties: "Hey Fracas, you sure do know how to work the drama. Great job"

Wrigley, Cobalt, & Penelope said...

We hope you get lots and lots of temptations!! Good luck to your mom!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh, how did they do? Did you get lots of temptations?

My Littel Island said...

well ar they backe yet?did u get you goddes>i hope u ar to cute not to hve your way

Anonymous said...

O boy!!!

My prize arrived. Thanks so much Rocky, et al. I love everything. Come see the photos!

Luv,
Skittles, The Huntress

Irishcoda said...

LOL what a difference the possibility of Temptations makes! :) Thanks for all the purrs and prayers for my husband, please keep them coming! :)

Anonymous said...

Lol...Hope she wins :)

Anonymous said...

Go go horsey, betting is nver a good thing except when the ill gotten winnings are spent on a perfectly fantastc feline friend.

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