Showing posts with label horse racing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label horse racing. Show all posts

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Woe is Me

Fracas: Alas ... oh, woe is me ... weep ... sob, sob ... my life is over! That traitor Jim is taking our mom out of town for a whole day and night. He's taking her to some place called Indiana Downs to bet on some horses. Stupid horses ... don't humans know cats are a much safer bet? What? If you win, you'll bring me some nip and Temptations?

Well, here, let me help you pack and figure the odds!