For instance, I'm sure we've all been told that sleeping on the kitchen counter is forbidden. The key is to continually sleep on the kitchen counter until your human realizes it's much easier to just put a comfy leopard print towel up there for you so you'll have your own bed.
 Trust me ... they'll soon understand that a few furs in their clean dishes is much less trouble than shooing you off the kitchen counter 24/7!
Trust me ... they'll soon understand that a few furs in their clean dishes is much less trouble than shooing you off the kitchen counter 24/7!
 
 





















 Then I gnawed on a stick to further display my displeasure ...
Then I gnawed on a stick to further display my displeasure ...  Then I took refuge under the peonies to avoid further humiliation ...
Then I took refuge under the peonies to avoid further humiliation ... Where I plan to remain all day, sticking my tongue out at my doofus human to show her who's boss!
Where I plan to remain all day, sticking my tongue out at my doofus human to show her who's boss!  Humph!
Humph!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
