Saturday, May 5, 2007

Stinky Saturday

As you can see, I'm quite displeased. My human artist Sharolyn has been out of town since Wednesday when she met her daughter Tiffany from Italy at the Indianapolis airport. This is unacceptable. Her whole purpose in life is to be at my beck and call, and she can't perform that vital function from 90 miles away! While she and Tiffany are visiting friends (and, horrors – other cats!) and attending operas, she has left me and my entire cat staff lapless, bed partnerless, playmateless and harnessless!

To make matters worse, she took my laptop with her and I can’t even IM with my friend Lilly Lu! I had to sneak upstairs to use Suzanne’s desktop computer to post this, and it’s a horrible inconvenience to adjust to a different pawboard.

To make matters even more worse, she’s hanging out with the likes of this. His name is Stinky, and he's so ginormous he makes even husky me look like a catmidget: Hummph!! So not only is my human artist having a Stinky Saturday, she went off and left me to have a stinky one, too. No question about it -- she's getting a written notice in her personnel file over this one!

17 comments:

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Oh Rocky! Wish we could say we feel your pain, but quite frankly, we are having a lovely day with our pawrents. It's spa day here, and let me tell you, they are the best! Oh, sorry, were we gloting? Maybe just a little, we know your mom, er, we mean staff slave, will come back and you'll get plenty of attention then.

Gemini said...

Oh that's not furry nice. I hope that you can come by the wedding and de-stress!

Daisy said...

Poor Rocky, I can tell you are not having a good day. And you are very right, Stinky is GIGANTIC!

Tiger Lily said...

Poor Rocky! What a terrible thing to do to you. I hope you let her know your displeasure when she gets back.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

hahahaha!!! Stinky is sooo cute!! Not as cute as you, of course, and I do believe there are ways of punishing your humans when they misbehave :-) xx

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

Rocky My very best freind in the whole world !!!! You need to come on vaction wiff me I have a new hawwin shirt It will be fun I be the one in the hawwin skirt and we catch feather eat toona and chcicken and play lots. I watch you rool in the nip since it dose nothing for me I tellpaorting over wiff my beach party ASAP

Your best freind and offical Fashion cat

Lilly Lu

mister jeter harris, hizself said...

stinky iz prettee big, rocky. i wunder if he reelee smellz like hiz name.
whoa ... i woulden't wanna be yer "slave" wen she getz home. do yer talkin to her behind clozed doorz. it will be less embarrassin fer her!
luv--yer frend--jh

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Sorry to hear you are alone, Rocky. :( I can sympathize - my humans left me last weekend to go to Hamburg. Even though I had a nice catsitter visit twice a day, it's not the same.

Stinky is huge!

I hope your human artist is home soon.

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Rocky we feel for you and are so sorry your mama and you too are having stinky saturdays. It's sunday now so maybe she will stop the antics?

Sending much purrs and squinks

Mr. Chen and Ollie said...

Oh Rocky, we feel bad for you being left out in the lurch with your human out of town. Stinky is quite the big boy indeed!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

muffinmidi said...

Rocky, that was mean of your human to go away and leave you. Especially after all you've been through lately. You'll ave to make her pay.... Stinky is gorgeous, though.

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HA "Stinky." I never met a cat named "Stinky." You don't even have to insult him because,like, his NAME is an insult, like when they call me Fat Cat (it is NOT my name, though).

xxx FLAT CAT

We have all very much enjoyed reading this blog to which we have just been introduced. It must have been painful to be left on your own...my sincere condolences. We are new to blogging and are just learning our way around.

Sincerely, Sampan

Wow, like, that is one big scary dude, Dude! You should totally leave a note in this Sharolyn's folder. When the lady and man who live here go away, we don't speak to them for weeks after they get back or, like, I don't.

Lydia

Anonymous said...

Oooo - that's stinky alright! We think she needs more than a note in her personal file - this calls for disiplinary action!

You've also been tagged for a meme! Just go to our blog at http://justopenthecan.blogspot.com and follow the instructions!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Fink of it dis way: at least she's bein properly snoopervised while away. Imagine the trubble yur beans could get into wifout any cats around! Stinky is HUGE. Unfortunate name, like the cat afore Bonnie, named Scruffy.
You know, efurry time I see that pictor of you wif Dustbunny, I fink yur bout to bite his ear!

Aloysius said...

Hi, I tagged you for the "7 random things about me" meme. Hope you can come out and play!

http://catymology.blogspot.com/2007/05/seven-random-things-about-me.html

Lux said...

Ha ha - I love that look on your face!

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