Thursday, September 11, 2008

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow

Mr. Milky: Okay, I was just relaxing here on MY couch, thinking about how much better I look and feel now than I did when I first moved in to Artsy Catsy ... and thinking about all my wonderful new friends who have helped me - with donations, and raffle tickets and with all your purrs and purrayers ... Then Rocky yells through the door, "Hey Milky thing, guess what's here today and gone tomorrow ... your food ... and your HOO-HAHS!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!

What? No food?? No hoo-hahs???? I LOVE my hoo-hahs!!!

Rocky: That's right, Mr. Move-into-My-Living-Room-and-Take-Over-My-Life! You get no food or water after midnight tonight, and tomorrow your hoo-hahs will be gone forever!! And I hope your bad cattitude goes right along with them!

So even though today I'm still stuck here in the office ....

... and stuck in the dining room ....
You're here today, but gone tomorrow for the whole weekend, Mr. Milky, and I GET MY LIVING ROOM BACK ... for a few days anyway!
(Okay, okay, don't let anybody know or it might tarnish my tough mancat CEO image, but secretly I wish Milky an easy hoohah-ectomy and quick recovery and hope maybe we can be friends when his hoo-hahs are gone. Shhh ...)

37 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

We'll be purring and keep our paws crossed for an easy hoohah-ectomy for Mr Milky.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Crew said...

(sigh) All us guys loved our hoo-has before they were stolen. But, to tell you the truth Milky, after a day or two, you won't even remember them. Life will be much easier, too. You'll be calm and happy and will get on much better with your housemates.

George & Max

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Oh Mr. Milky I think you will do fine. And Rocky, it's really okay to be nice sometimes. Even I am nice once in a while....

Anonymous said...

Good luck with the hoohaa removals Mr Milky. I'm sure it won't be long before everyone is getting on.

Mr Milky sure looks better now!

Unknown said...

Mr Milky yoo wont know they is missin. (And our v-e-t says it keeps from gettin "that" kind of cancer.)

Rocky yoo is a good CEO, we wont tell anyone yoo was nice!

PB 'n J said...

Good luck Mr. Milky - it won't be too bad!

Anonymous said...

Rocky, we won't tell, but we were going to tell you to be nice to Mr. Milky. Thank goodness, you were just teasing him a little bit.

Mr. Milky, who needs hoo-has, anyways?!

possumlady said...

All the cats at Possumlady Place wish Mr. Milky a safe and rapid recovery from his hoohaaectomy!

Rocky, you seem like a real softie at heart--all yowl and no scratch!

Lux said...

I hope everything goes well with Mr. Milky's hoohaectomy, and that he has a swift recovery!

Enjoy your weekend, Rocky. :)

Tiki, Kirby, and StanLee said...

We hope everything goes well!

Daisy said...

Do not worry, Mr. Milky. You do not need those parts anyway. You will come back a new Mancat!

Anonymous said...

Woohoo That is excellent news Rocky!
Mr Milky will be ok, it is a very quick procedure, not like for our lady cats :)
Of course it won't be roses when he gets home as there will still be the problem of working out who is boss, but after that is assertained you will have a great new friend.. with street smarts to boot!!
Oh we is very excited for you Rocky and for your parents! :)

Sweet Purrfections said...

What's a hoo hah? ooooooooooh, okay, Mom, I get it!

I hope you do great tomorrow and will calm down a little bit so you can get along with everyone!

Just Ducky said...

Good luck Mr Milky, I know you will come through with flying colors.

SophieKitty said...

Good luck, Mr. Milky. I'll be purrin' for you.

Anonymous said...

Purrs, Mr. M, and smoochies from The Woman!

Max said...

Hi ho, hi ho, it's to the vet you go...

I'll be nice and not tell ya like I did Buddah that gettin' nootered is 10 kinds of fun. He's still mad about that.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

good luck eif yer hoohah-ectomy mr. milky

Chesney Cats said...

Good luck tomorrow, Mr. Milky. You won't miss your hoo-hahs too much. We hope not anyway...

Hugs & Purrs,
Sammy, Festus & Emma

Quill and Greyson said...

Be well Milky and then be polite.

Parker said...

We'll be thinking of Mr.Milky today, bye-bye Hoo-Hahs!
Smooches to you Rocky!

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

I will be praying that Mr. Milky's Hoohaaectomy will be simple and he will recover quickly.

Love, Auntie Deb

The Meezers or Billy said...

good luck wif your hoo-ha-ectomy Mr Milky!!!!!

Robyn and The (Mostly) Badass Cat said...

Good luck Mr Milky! Hope it goes easy on you!

Meowers from Missouri said...

milky, may bast bless you wif a quick an' uneventful -ectomy! hope you are soon home an' restin' up, ready to get on wif life!!

purrs,
the meowers

seriously amused said...

Good luck to you Mr. Milky! Before long you'll be back on your couch helping the human artists.

Kaz's Cats said...

Ah Mr Milky, you won't even remember what all the fuss over your hoo-haas was all about in a few days...we're purring for you to get through this without any dramas, so you can get back home and start getting to know your housemates properly...

Oh, and Rocky, we won't let on about your softer side - you're the tough CEO after all - but we like it...

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

Jimmy Joe said...

Rocky, I understand your excitement about having the living room to yourself for the weekend. And that is very big of you to wish Mr. Milky good luck with his hoo-hah-ectomy despite your differences. I'm sure he'll do great!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

The Island Cats said...

Mr. Milky...those hoo-haas aren't what they are all cracked up to be! We don't miss ours at all!

Hope everything goes well.

Wally & Ernie

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Mr Milky, we will be purring and purraying dat yoor hoohaectomy goes well...we almost forgotted cuz of mom doing nothing but laying around. Speedy sez he don't miss his, da empty sacks are kinda fun to clean but other den dat dey is useless.

The Florida Furkids said...

We're just checking to see how Mr Milky is doing.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Diane G. said...

Milky,

The vet will send you to dreamland for a while, so you won't feel a thing. Good luck.

Moe

HRH Yao-Lin said...

This is horrendous. I do sympathise. My human slave did the same thing to me and I have NEVER forgiven her.

I am so sorry for your loss. x

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

We reckon your hoo hahs must be gone by now Mr. milky. We hope everything went smoothly and you are soon back home.

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

We hope Mr. Milky's hoo-haa-ectomy went well today.

Phoebe said...

Oh Mr. Milky - I'm so glad to see that you have recovered well from your stroke and now you are back home again. Get well soon from your hoohaectomy. We'll all send our purrs for you and for your Jim.

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